The X-Project

To: [Mexi-could], [HeComesFromTheLandDownUnder], [SomethingSomethingMontana]
From:[El Tejano]

No security alarms were triggered, that's the extent of my observation. I assume you mean it was left somewhere for you, and didn't come through the mail?

JHF

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to: [Poor excuse for food] [really bad food] [don't even get me started]
from: [refined tastes]

It was on our coffee table. No signature. Just my name. And it's typed so I can't figure out the handwriting. It also looks handmade. I would be touched were I to know who it was from, but mostly I am just confused.

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To: [Empanadas], [Meat Pie Floaters], [Rocky Mountain Oysters]
From: [Ribeye Steak]

You could always ask around? We do have a lot of single girls and Jean-Phillipe.

JHF

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to: [doesn't even have sopapillas] [puts ketchup on what?] [I draw the line at cow testicles]
from: [eats pisole proudly and often]

Well, let us narrow it down. Angel would not, being my ex girlfriend and smarties are more her style. Jennie I would expect a pig's heart with a nail through it. Yvette is not here. Sooraya probably looks down on the infidel holiday. Laurie ...might. Nori is all bruised, but might because I took her to the doctor after she hurt her back. The Stepfords are a world of no.

And if it is from our French friend. I will have words with him. And none of them will resemble "te amo"

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To: [All]
From: [Forge]

Oh, you're looking at too small a pool. You forget that both Jane and Monet are single. As is Lorna, come to think of it, and we know she likes younger men.

JHF

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To: [Grits]
CC: [Menudo], [Beets on Burgers?]
From: [Eff you. I know what those are.]

I didn't hear anything or anything but I was up early this morning and I didn't see anything when I got up either.

If it wasn't chocolate I'd come see if I could figure out who sent 'em, but chocolate's smell is too strong and kinda drowns out anything else.

Are they any good? I mean, if they suck maybe you DON'T wanna know who sent them.

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to: [Uncreative] [Roommate 1] [Roommate 2]
from: [still confused]

Okay, that last one is unfunny. She is my teacher, I am her student, and there are Boundaries. I am aware of boundaries. Forgetting boundaries leads to badness. ~~And me getting shot.~~

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To: [Forge]
CC: [All]
From: [I NEVER ATE A COW TESTICLE]

Plus there's fire-chick with the french name that I totally can't spell, and Miriam and Talia - but I don't think it was Miriam - she's not in either cooking class and she didn't ask anyone to make any for her, and I don't think she'd be cooking by herself, since she's blind...

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to: [Natural living], [fruit boy], [God only knows what you eat]
from: [I hate Menudo]

It's pretty good. Some thought went into this, which is why I am so curious.

I mean, who gives me chocolate?

(granted, I am the only single straight male within range, therefore I think standards get lowered)

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To: [The band or the soup?]
CC: [Mixed Nuts]
From: [Now I want banana bread. Dammit!]

Nah. There's lots of straight single guys here. Marius. And... marius... and.. oh, and Marius! and John. Wait, is John straight? Dude, I don't know.

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to: [Hippie], [Cowboy], [Weirdo]
from: [The soup, but they suck too]

See, this place is a hotbed of Gay. Which is why they go for the dork in the glasses because there is no one else.

And Marius. But I think the girls are too smart for Marius.

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To: [Dork in Glasses]
CC: [Assorted Crackers]
From: [Wait, am I the Hippie or the Weirdo?]

Well, Ramsey AND Forge are both dating hotties. Maybe it's some kind of mutant chicks like dorks thing. I mean, dude, lets be honest here, Mr. Summers? Kind of a dork. Used to wear glasses. Dr. Grey? MEGA HOT.

Except Clarice is a hottie and I am SO NOT a dork.

Edited Date: 2008-02-14 06:23 pm (UTC)

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to: [Hippie boy], [Metro Weirdo], [Forge]
from: [Laurie says my glasses are sexy]

Did not Clarice use to date Shiro? I think she likes the question mark.

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To: [Jan thinks my feet are cute.]
CC: [Forge is a cowboy? He HATES horses.], [Crocodile Skin Boots Dundee]
From: [Hey, I am not a hippie. I SHOWER.]

Dude. Maybe JAN sent them! And ... I mean, dude. The leather pants? RAWR. I mean, -dude-. X-Men uniforms even in grey on girls is totally hot.

Yeah, but I'm not a glasses-wearing dork.

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To: [Glasses-wearing dork], [Pointy-eared dork], [Metro-dork]
From: [Bionic Dork]

And you know, Janet DOES like sweets. And with her new position as RA, would have easily have had reason to duck into the suite at some point.

It could also have been Dani, but something tells me Dani doesn't go for the short guys.

JHF

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to: [Hiiiiiippie], [Forge is a really bad cowboy then], [Croc hunter]
from: [Jan thinks everything is cute]

Is this going be another one of those "You should join the team Julio! Girls in leather!" discussions, no? I tell you, you will help me out so much by just taking a camera with you during training sessions.

Now that I can see, I will be able to shoot you from very far away now.

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To: [Guys]
From: [Forge]

You know, I wonder if that was part of the Professor's plan all along when he got the X-Men going. "Encourage human-mutant coexistence, because our women look fantastic in tight black leather."

And they do, you know.

JHF

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to: [Bionic Woman], [Manimal], [Queer Eye]
from: [Sabado Gigante]

Boundaries Forge, I have boundaries. I respect boundaries. Even if they are from someone older than me. Because first you are dating your RA and then you're sleeping with your father's boss's wife.

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To: [Speedy Gonzales]
CC: [Astro Boy], [Didgeri Dingo]
From: [Hong Kong Phooey]

Dude, I am not taking a camera in there. I would be so dead. Get Marius to do it.

Edited Date: 2008-02-14 06:40 pm (UTC)

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x-emplate.livejournal.com

To: [Cannot be bothered to individually name the lot of you]
From: [Between classes]

Marius very specifically dates not of the co-inhabitants of Xavier's. Personal regulations aside, that way lies the Going of Evil, the Blasted Crater in the Hallway Carpet, and of course the ever-popular Screaming Catfight in the Foyer.

So yes. Julio, whilst I haven't any idea which of the lovely ladies has seen fit to express her appreciation of you, I offer these three words: best of luck.

Edited Date: 2008-02-14 06:48 pm (UTC)

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to: [Muttley], [Snidely Whiplash], [Skippy the Bush Kangaroo]
from: [Slowpoke Rodriguez. He carry a gun]

He won't do it! He says "Oi, do I look that stupid mate?" and then I say "yes you do" and then he says he will not do it.

Help me out here.

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to: [Kangaroo Boy], [Cowboy], [Kyle]
from: [El Caballero]

well, fortunately for me I do not sleep with more than one woman at a time, so I will avoid this problem. For instance, my ex-girlfriend did not set me on fire when i broke up with her.

Chivalry is more than getting a woman to take her top off.

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x-emplate.livejournal.com

To: [Once again, quite too lazy to individually name]
From: [Marius]

I am somewhat weary of the implication that one's level of promiscuity is in direct proportion to a lack of respect for one's favoured gender. See the various female relationships in my life, beginning with my own mother and going along down the line to a good many of my mates, all of whom are both willing and imminently able to punish me for such lack of respect. I also respect and fear these individuals enough to, say, refrain from such acts as planting a camera in their locker room.

I love women. I simply feel no need to attach myself to any one in particular. I have a great many enjoyable female acquaintances, platonic and intimate; my life feels no more empty for a lack of committment, and certainly less complicated.

. . . I confess I am not entirely certain how I achieved this tangent, but surely it may be somehow applicable to the spirit of Valentine's Day.

Edited Date: 2008-02-14 07:07 pm (UTC)

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