email to Kyle

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

to: [chuy]
from: [juan]
subj: DUDE!!!!

I am the smartest person who ever lived. I figured out who sent me the valentine.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Dude)
From: (Wait, what?)

Dude, wait what?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

to: [Dude]
from: [DUDE]

Remember the unmarked HANDMADE chocolate?

In Japan, it's customary for girls to give handmade chocolate to boys on Valentines.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (The Man)
From: (A dude)

Dude, Nori gave you chocolates? Get DOWN with your bad self. (How were they? I mean, you know, chocolate smells freaky to me, but I can totally live like, vicariously through my friends)

So are you gonna ask her out?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

to: [Dude the elder]
from: [Dude the younger]

They were quite tasty. And required several days to eat.

Well, according to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day) it says it is customary for the male recipient to respond in kind on March 14.

There are two flaws in my plan.

1. I do not know how to make chocolate.

2. I will be in San Diego for March 14. Nori will not.

This requires more thought.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Dude the shorter)
From: (Dude the taller)

This requires SCIE... wait, no, that's Forge. Must be the genius hat giving me geek cooties.

I don't know how to make them either. It can't be that hard, I can read recipes! And.. uh.. maybe you can get someone to deliver for you.

Or .. or or... I can make some for Clarice too and ask her to deliver Nori's on your behalf?

.. wow, we're such girls. I have to go set some meat on fire now or something.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

to: [Guero]
from: [Vato]

I can always begask Ms. Dane. She is a chef. She will know what to do!

I can also just have someone leave it for her like she left for me. But I will sign it! And if I have it all screwed up, well, I will not be there when she laughs in my face.

Because it could have been Laurie. Laurie called my glasses sexy.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (el dude)
From: (running out of synonyms for dude)

Yeah, she will. But if you tell her I was involved, she's probably gonna make me help.

Laurie is weird.