[identity profile] x-pyromania.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] xp_communication
To: [Hot Two Inch Bug]
From: [Apparent Winner of the Jerk of the Year Award]
Subject: [I admit...]

I could have handled that a little better.

I forgive you completely for barging into my room at an indecent hour of the morning.

Take you to the prom then?


John.

Date: 2008-05-08 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
To: [Asshole]
From: [Hotter than you can imagine]
Subject: [Screw you]

All eager to see if I wear My Little Pony pajamas now, are you? You had your chance. A totally hot girl came to your room and asked you to take her to a dance and even said you might be able to see her NAKED and you screwed that up and insulted her? Fucking moron! So I have wings! I might hide them everywhere else, but not here! Pretty much everyone on campus has seen them! I didn't think they'd bother you, but I guess I was wrong! No wonder no one here likes you.

Date: 2008-05-08 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
To: [Take a cold shower]
From: [Mad as a hornet]

My cup size? Um... there's nothing wrong with it. Pretty much all of the guys were looking at my boobs when I wound up naked in the lunchroom last year. Were you even here then? If you'd seen that, you'd know what you're missing.

But fine. You don't want to see them, your choice. I'm sure you have tons of other girls just dying for you to see them without their clothes on because you're just so very charming.

You want to take me to prom? Fine. Just don't go expecting me to repeat the offer I made this morning.

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