Bhagavad Gita: Fox News Report
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FOX NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

"... we now interrupt out broadcast for the special report on the horrific tragedy that has befallen India earlier today. For details we go to to our chief Washington correspondent, Jim Angle. Jim?"
The dumpy balding man smiled into the camera, professionalism settling over his face in a stone mask as he inclined his head in a cordial greeting to the audience. "Thank you, Brit. We are now receiving word from the Pentagon. As you probably have heard there have been rumors of a report put together for the President as to the nature of the attack. We can now confirm that and offer some details."
Correcting his glasses, Angle glanced toward the sheaf of papers in his hands. The edifice of the Capitol and the heat-drenched streets of DC, formed an incongruously peaceful backdrop to the other side of the split screen, which in turn offered grotesque and grisly images from Kashmir and the ever upwardly revised estimates of the casualties.
"The Pentagon has come to the conclusion that the attack in Srinagar was not a result of a missile-delivered explosive, but rather something colloquially referred to as a 'suit-case' bomb. While the speculation continues as to the source and the nature of the explosives that resulted in the nuclear blast, the Pentagon analysts can offer a definitive assurance that the bomb was smuggled into India by an individual or individuals, rather than through the means of a ballistic warhead. Pentagon's spokesperson cautioned that the investigation is still on going and in a warning clearly addressed to New Delhi, cautioned against jumping to conclusions. Brit?"
"Thank you, Jim. And of course, once again, our condolences go out to the victims and their families. We now go to our panel...."
"... we now interrupt out broadcast for the special report on the horrific tragedy that has befallen India earlier today. For details we go to to our chief Washington correspondent, Jim Angle. Jim?"
The dumpy balding man smiled into the camera, professionalism settling over his face in a stone mask as he inclined his head in a cordial greeting to the audience. "Thank you, Brit. We are now receiving word from the Pentagon. As you probably have heard there have been rumors of a report put together for the President as to the nature of the attack. We can now confirm that and offer some details."
Correcting his glasses, Angle glanced toward the sheaf of papers in his hands. The edifice of the Capitol and the heat-drenched streets of DC, formed an incongruously peaceful backdrop to the other side of the split screen, which in turn offered grotesque and grisly images from Kashmir and the ever upwardly revised estimates of the casualties.
"The Pentagon has come to the conclusion that the attack in Srinagar was not a result of a missile-delivered explosive, but rather something colloquially referred to as a 'suit-case' bomb. While the speculation continues as to the source and the nature of the explosives that resulted in the nuclear blast, the Pentagon analysts can offer a definitive assurance that the bomb was smuggled into India by an individual or individuals, rather than through the means of a ballistic warhead. Pentagon's spokesperson cautioned that the investigation is still on going and in a warning clearly addressed to New Delhi, cautioned against jumping to conclusions. Brit?"
"Thank you, Jim. And of course, once again, our condolences go out to the victims and their families. We now go to our panel...."