E-mail to Alison and Lorna
Apr. 26th, 2004 09:11 pmTo: [Devil Woman], [Kitchen Goddess]
From: [Angelo]
You two are plotting, I can feel it. Taking Jane shopping for fancy clothes? And I think I know why - she almost-but-not-quite said something about wanting to look good for Bobby (and what's all this about kidnapping the two of them to Cali?)
Anyway. I think you're onto the right track - Bobby said a couple of things when I was last talking to him, and I think he wouldn't be against the idea. And I think this might be exactly what he needs.
So, yeah. Any way I can help out, you only have to ask.
Angelo
From: [Angelo]
You two are plotting, I can feel it. Taking Jane shopping for fancy clothes? And I think I know why - she almost-but-not-quite said something about wanting to look good for Bobby (and what's all this about kidnapping the two of them to Cali?)
Anyway. I think you're onto the right track - Bobby said a couple of things when I was last talking to him, and I think he wouldn't be against the idea. And I think this might be exactly what he needs.
So, yeah. Any way I can help out, you only have to ask.
Angelo
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Date: 2004-04-26 10:59 pm (UTC)CC: Blaire, Alison
From: Dane, Lorna
Subject: *innocent as can be*
Why, Angelo, I'm shocked, just shocked! How could you slander our good name by applying ulterior motives to our good deed? We were merely making our temporary roomie feel at home. Everyone knows shopping is a bonding experience. Well, shopping and hair care. That's next on the list, right, roomie? Jane could do with a quick rinse to bring out those highlights.
Sorry, sidetracked. Now, I'm not denying that Bobby and Jane are oh so cute in their pre-math stages but do you really think that Ali and I are diabolical enough to engineer a trip to Cali just for the purposes of teaching them to add? That's just silly!
After all, there is the consideration of Alex in swim trunks to consider too. Powerful motivation that. And I owe him a surfing trip that we missed over the holidays.
In any case, Angelo, thanks for the offer but right now this is all on the down low. You know nothing, you saw nothing and this message will self-destruct in ten seconds.
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--Lorna