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[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Amazon]
From: [Ghostbuster]

Subject: Beaver Boy

What the hell? You were with him and he nearly got 'deep fried'? He says he got beaten up by some kids? And there was 'crisping' involved? Please explain before I find you and shake you by the lapels to get it out of you. Assuming you're wearing lapels.

Comments

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

To: [CrazyFace]
From: [Amused]
Subject: re: Beaver Boy

Jesus Christ. It was a mission, Adrienne. He didn't get dead or anything. Some little brat tried to burn his face off and left his beard smoking but his eyebrows intact. Then he whipped out his powers and knocked a whole fuckload of the kids out - and then himself so I had to carry him and Nate back to the Blackbird.

And who the fuck wears lapels anymore?

- Lil

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Amazon]
From: [Ghostbuster]
Subject: re: Beaver Boy

You're supposed to take care of him, you fashion-inept, Turrets-suffering lunatic!

And there are lapels on many things, which you'd know if you weren't a fashion-inept, Turrets-suffering lunatic. Like your leather jacket, for instance.

Wait, he's beardless now?

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

To: [Insane]
From: [Less Than Amused]
Subject: re: Beaver Boy

How come I'm in charge of taking care of him?! I'm not Vikks or Mac; Gar's pretty much my boss and should be the one watching my back. I carried his burnt ass out of a hallway full of children conditioned as weapons. You're the lunatic you think I'm his mother or something. And why the fuck do you care all of a sudden. He's walking, talking, breathing with all his God-given limbs still attached.

No, he's not beardless. I got pictures of him beardless from Beta, though.

- Lil

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Amazon]
From: [Ghostbuster]
Subject: re: Beaver Boy

Umm, maybe because you're friends? I don't think you're his mother but I thought you were his friend. Isn't that what friends are supposed to do? And I wasn't there but I know he would have been watching your back.

Carrying him out is good though. So you saved him? That's good. And you saved Nathan too. Very good.

I care because if he dies I won't have anyone to watch baseball with.

Are all his limbs God-given? I thought the arm...?

I definitely want to see beardless Boy Scout. I will bring you something shiny if you show me? And because of the Turrets thing?

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

To: [Adrienne]
From: [Lil]
Subject: re: Beaver Boy

When the man decides to blow himself up and everything else in the hallway, there isn't much I can do about it, especially when I'm on the other side of the attacking horde of anklebiters. And I'm his sister's friend. With him, I'm just the inconventient pain in the ass Amazon who keeps coming back like a bad penny.

He didn't die and the only way he's gonna in the near future is if he doesn't put some kind of note of praise in my file for Hudson to get me into Alpha after this. He's an ass and a heavy one at that.

You wanna see beadless Gar, you owe me big. Especially after climbing on my back about this shit because I did my job.

- Lil

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Amazon]
From: [Ghostbuster]
Subject: re: Beaver Boy

I'm not climbing on your back. You won't let me do that. And I am now reasonably satisfied that you did your job.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

To: [Adrienne]
From: [Lil]
Subject: re: Beaver Boy

And I just googled it: it's Tourette's not Turrets. I don't suffer from castle parts. Fuck.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

From: [Adrienne]
To: [Lil]
Subject: re: Beaver Boy

Do I look like a doctor to you? I mean, I could play one if you want to play doctor with me...

And I think it would be Tourettes', would it not? Also, my spellchecker does not like Tourettes but Turrets it's fine with. So take it up with the computer.