Birthday present deliveries
Aug. 8th, 2009 04:03 pmLeft in Forge's lab: a half-dozen slightly charred venison burgers and a box containing a model kit for a Mazda car, with a note reading "To BrainyButtBoy. Sorry the present is late but Catseye wanted to find the best deer for Forge's birthday and Catseye could not find him yesterday. Catseye cooked him for Forge so Forge could eat him and not just throw him out like when Catseye brings dead mice for presents. Catseye hopes Forge had a very happy birthday, nyah!"
Left in the treehouse: an even more charred venison burger, a bottle of Body Shop's Moroccan Rose fragrance, and a boquet of wildflowers from the woods, with a small metal flower among them. Also a note reading "To Yvette. Catseye hopes you have a very happy birthday. Catseye is sorry she burned the burger but it is made from the best deer in the woods because Yvette deserves the best deer and because Catseye did not want to give Yvette a dead mousey that would get throwed away instead of eaten. Kevin made the special flower because Catseye did not want all of Yvette's pretty smelly flowers to die. Happy birthday! Catseye is happy you were born today!"