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To: [Black, Cammie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana N.]

Subject: Jake is an idiot

Why do you want him dead? Personally I'm just vindictive.

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To: [Illyana]
From: [Cammie]
Re: Jake is an idiot

Let's see, he's a cheating two timing asshat without an once of human emotion or dignity. Went and cheated on his "boyfriend" and pranced around like it as fucking nothing. I don't like friends hurting friends and now I'm stuck here in the fucking middle.

So I went to talk to Jake about it and he all skips around the fucking issue like it's fucking nothing so I hit him.

And then beat his ass with a pillow. I wonder what I should do with this key of his I still have.

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To: [Black, Cammie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana N.]

Subject: Re: Jake is an idiot

I can't believe he slept with someone else AS WELL AS Wanda. That's just disgusting. He probably gave both of them social diseases.

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To: [Illyana]
From: [Cammie]
re: Jake is an idiot

Yeah, I know right? I mean seriously, what the fucking fuck. He deserved exactly what he got. I can't even see straight right now when I think about it.

And that "Jubilee" chick can fucking bite me. And then die. Because things that bite me drop dead. What the fuck kind of name is that anyway?

AUGH.

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To: [Black, Cammie]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana N.]

Subject: Re: Jake is an idiot

Oh well, at least we made his day worse. I, personally, always enjoy these journal altercations.

Jubilee's real name is Jubilation which is not much of an improvement. She is also sometimes worse than a retarded four year old vis-a-vis understanding anything. But she's harmless if you ignore her.

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To: [Illyana]
From: [Cammie]
re: Jake is an idiot

I have him stranded at the mansion right now, unless someone's being an asshat and going to get him.

Hah! Talk about having a reason to kill your fucking parents. I don't know if I want to ignore her. I'd like to beat her, but that's my sentiment about everything right now.

Except you. I love you.

Hardcore.