Email to Kyle

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle, soon to be 'The Loser.']
From: [Cammie, always 'She who Wins.]
Subject: Yo' Momma...

Is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Oh, and I am so winning.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Spears, Carmilla Brittany)
From: (Kyle, King of Kicking Your Ass)
Subject: Dude. Really?

Did you just like resort to Yo Momma cracks? Dude, I spent half a year in jail. you think I can't yo momma with the best of them? Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

And you are so not.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle, the Loser and the Lost Jonas Brother.]
From: [The Queen of Amazingly Awesome Asskicking Goodness.]
Subj: You'd best be believin'

I so went there. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

And I am. You will be as a mop to the floor of my victory!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Cammie, long-lost Hanson Brother)
From: (Kyle, could kick your butt blindfolded)

And speaking of blindfolded, yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Please. Your ass will be total dust.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: (Kyle, who was that Shaggy guy in Scooby Doo.)
From: (Cammie, who could kick your butt blindfolded AND with one hand tied behind her back!)

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Oh? You really think so? I'm sorry, the only pwnd one shall be you.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Countess Carmilla Moss-for-Brains, Queen of Getting Her butt Kicked)
From: (Yeah, I kinda do look like that guy if I don't shave.)

Yo momma so skinny, she uses dental floss for a tampon.

Yeah, right. Your name will be spelled O-w-n-e-d-w-i-t-h-e-a-s-y.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: (Lord Pompole Farnsworth the third, King of Loseriania.)
From: (Queen Cammie the Amazing Queen of All.)

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

I'm sorry, the fallacy you have dialed is not in service. Maybe because this fantasy will never come to pass.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Lady Dingbat Baroness of Talking Out Her Ass)
From: (Kyle, Czar of Buttkickinzki)

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a dollar.

I am gonna kick your ass so bad that the light from planet ass-un-kicked will never ever EVER get to you.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: (You're a towel.)
From: (Obviously, not a towel.)

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

Oh please. I am the Lord of all things Ass Kicking related.