Email: Espinosa, Angelo

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

To: [Stretch]
From: [Allerdyce, John]
Subject: (no subject)

O gray one, did you see that post about the outdoor retreat?

We should go.



And guess who I met last night?

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I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims; this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilty, period, f*ck you, end of report, next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt. -George Carlin-

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

You want to go on an outdoor retreat in the middle of a New York winter? Who are you, and what did you do with John?

Tell me where you met them and I'll guess.

A.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

Just say yes. Think of how much fun we could get into.

And you're gonna do a piss poor job of guessing.

@ Tom's.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...you know what, sure. I know your idea of fun, but what the hell.

Tom's in District X? Jean-Paul Beaubier.

A.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you. Now we'll be needing some camping gear. I don't have anything.

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Such a smart cookie, aren't you? But yeah, Jean-Paul. He looked like shit but I actually had something resembling a conversation with him. Think he was a bit out of it though. You met him yet?

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I've got some from that time ice-climbing with Dom and Nathan. I'll take you to get yours.

Yeah, I saw him in this cafe over there. Don't think he's doing so well, but I heard he's actually back in the mansion now.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

Gracias mi amigo.

Hn. They all find their way back here somehow.

Am I glad we're moving out. Buh fuckin' bye Xavier's.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Everyone does, in the end. But the time does come you've just gotta move on for real.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

Yeah. So how'd that date of yours go? Did you get some?

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Not every date is about getting some, pervert. Also, she lives with her brother, so you'd know if I had.

Went pretty well, though.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

Well, you know I like keeping it casual. No strings attached.

Now does her brother approve of you dating his kid sister?

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we live about six feet from each other. I know your habits.

He never had a problem the first time 'round. Seems to be okay with it now, unless she just hasn't told him yet.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

About that, we should probably talk about house rules for when we move out, huh. Like how many strangers are allowed to enter and leave in a day before you draw the line? That kind of thing.

Well, if for some odd reason he needs character references, tell him to call me and I'll tell him you're the nicest boy any girl will ever meet and that your favorite telly time is watching Oprah.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

House rules're a good idea... but seriously, how many strangers are you planning to bring in?

He's known me a lot longer than you have. Tell him I watch Oprah and I redecorate your room.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

Worry not, stretch. Will keep that to a minimum. Besides it's a bitch to have to kick someone out. Much better to be the one doing the leaving.

And I'll be sure to tell him you attend Church on Sundays too.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

So I should expect to not see much of you, then?

He knows that. We were good Catholic altar boys.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

Well, do you see much of me now? I was heading back to the mansion last night but got distracted. Will be back in a few.

... You're not joking, are you?

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know what kind of distracted?

No. Dude, you know I'm Catholic.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

Heh. The good kind.

Yeah, I'm just having a hard time picturing you as an altar boy.

Care to play dress up later?

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

My mom's got photos, if you really want to see.

That's just wrong.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Think I'll have drive down to see your mother.

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