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To: [Sassafrass]
From: [Un-spice-like]
Subject: Yesterday
Vee,
Don't remember thanking you for yesterday. Don't remember much about yesterday still, but McCoy thinks that's temporary. Do remember throwing up on you however, and your declaration that I owe you beer. My lackeys should be delivering a case of Anchor Steam to the penthouse shortly, along with a bottle of scotch. Also, don't think I'll make it to the Sox home opener on sunday- thinking it would be better to avoid the travel and the excitement of the game so I can be sure I've recovered fully by monday- so Driver will drop off my box pass and if you can use it, please do. If not hopefully Drake can use it.
Lackeys mentioned you'd gone on a trip earlier in the week- did you bring me any souvenirs from exotic locales? Keychain? Tshirt? Duty-free Alcohol? (That was a joke in case the broken head made it appear different. What I really meant to say was I hope it was fun. Though knowing what you consider fun I'm inclined to ask if you killed anyone, ha.)
Again, thanks for letting me throw up on you yesterday. You're a pal.
A.
From: [Un-spice-like]
Subject: Yesterday
Vee,
Don't remember thanking you for yesterday. Don't remember much about yesterday still, but McCoy thinks that's temporary. Do remember throwing up on you however, and your declaration that I owe you beer. My lackeys should be delivering a case of Anchor Steam to the penthouse shortly, along with a bottle of scotch. Also, don't think I'll make it to the Sox home opener on sunday- thinking it would be better to avoid the travel and the excitement of the game so I can be sure I've recovered fully by monday- so Driver will drop off my box pass and if you can use it, please do. If not hopefully Drake can use it.
Lackeys mentioned you'd gone on a trip earlier in the week- did you bring me any souvenirs from exotic locales? Keychain? Tshirt? Duty-free Alcohol? (That was a joke in case the broken head made it appear different. What I really meant to say was I hope it was fun. Though knowing what you consider fun I'm inclined to ask if you killed anyone, ha.)
Again, thanks for letting me throw up on you yesterday. You're a pal.
A.
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Date: 2010-04-02 04:17 pm (UTC)From: [Gross]
Subject: Re: Yesterday
There was no "letting" you just did throw up on me.
The trip was fine, I got done what I needed to. It was business, not pleasure. I brought you back a couple fingers.
V
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Date: 2010-04-02 04:53 pm (UTC)From: [It Wasn't My Fault!]
Yes well, if you hadn't been there to help I wouldn't have thrown up on you, so thank you for being there. Apparently the security cameras stopped working so McCoy couldn't tell me who pushed me, so it's still a big mystery- as is what would have happened if you hadn't come along.
Fingers! The best birthday present a girl could ever ask for! You're the greatest.
A.
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Date: 2010-04-02 09:12 pm (UTC)From: [Never Going to Be Clean Again]
You said it was Meggan and then you said something about Steven. I think you were all confused, really.
Of course I'm the greatest, but what will you ever do with fingers?
V
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Date: 2010-04-05 02:29 pm (UTC)From: [Concussion wasn't my fault!]
I was quite confused!
Hmm... feed them to my fish? See if the fish have inclinations of pirahna-ness? Develop a taste for human flesh?