E-mail to Vanessa

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To: [Blueberry]
From: [Violet]

Subject

I've put some plants about the office, I figured we needed something living so that when clients came in they didn't immediately want to go back out again.

Don't worry, I'll water them, so there's not much upkeep they need.

~L.

Comments

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To: [Delusional]
From: [Narrow eyed]

"We"? Remember that bit where you don't work here? You want to camp out to study, run away from the mansion, have a convenient place to be fed pizza and that's cool. But I'm still not hiring you and we still don't need a receptionist.

-V

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To: [Future Bosslady]
From:[Proactive]

Definitely we. You'll see, eventually you'll see what a great assett I can be. You just need time to get used to the idea, that's all.

~L.

PS: I organised your desk.

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TO: [Minor Nuisance]
FROM: [Slightly Agitated]

Hands. Off. The. Desk. I just spent twenty minutes searching for something that I left in plain bloody sight and that I needed to get to quickly. Leave my desk alone, it does not need to be "organized" by anyone other than me and it wasn't disorganized in the first place!

V

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To: [Silly rabbit]
From: [Major help]

Fine, I'll be over here, filing things then. Also, if you'd just asked me I could have told you were it was right away. That's what assistants are for, you know.

~L.

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To: [Thick Skulled]
From: [Annoyed]

You're not my assistant. I never asked for an assistant. Finding shit I need should not be dependent upon the presence of the meddling teenager who I already told I would not be hiring for the foreseeable future. I get that you want to help but touching anything on my desk is not helping. And don't think about "organizing" Bishop's desk unless he asks you to either. I don't even want you in the office unless one of us is there to make sure you behave at this point.

V.

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To [Annoyed one]
From [resigned]

Vee,

Having an assistant is about making things easier, but we'll do it your way. I promise not to touch anything except the plants.

~L