Email to Doug
Nov. 23rd, 2010 10:33 amTo: [Doug]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Yo, question
Yo, who's an Artass and why would Dori be up to like two am killing him or making him less stupid or something? Cause she joined the team, I mean, she's a trainee and all and I don't even think she's doing stuff in the Danger Room yet and I kinda adopted her for morning PT like Mr. Marko used to do to me and Marius and Jennie and Forge and Laurie and Jan and geez that's a lot of people and she said something about being up late helping her friends or something kill somebody like Friday morning? And I was gonna email you then but I forgot.
Anyway PT on three hours of sleep is probably gonna kill her or something if she keeps doing it and you and her were talking about it in that journal post a couple of weeks ago and so what the hell were you guys up doing?
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Yo, question
Yo, who's an Artass and why would Dori be up to like two am killing him or making him less stupid or something? Cause she joined the team, I mean, she's a trainee and all and I don't even think she's doing stuff in the Danger Room yet and I kinda adopted her for morning PT like Mr. Marko used to do to me and Marius and Jennie and Forge and Laurie and Jan and geez that's a lot of people and she said something about being up late helping her friends or something kill somebody like Friday morning? And I was gonna email you then but I forgot.
Anyway PT on three hours of sleep is probably gonna kill her or something if she keeps doing it and you and her were talking about it in that journal post a couple of weeks ago and so what the hell were you guys up doing?
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:02 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
1. Holy run-on sentence, Batman.
2. His name is Arthas. He was the big end boss of the current expansion of WoW.
3. We don't play on the same server. There's a lot of different servers out there, because like 11 million people play World of Warcraft.
4. On top of that, there's two sides (Alliance and Horde), and we play on different sides, so we couldn't be playing together even if we were on the same server.
5. You probably have more influence on her than I would. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:10 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Oh, right. I need to buy a Batman t-shirt too. Okay, so she's playing with like 6 million people? WHAT THE SHIT.
You play that game too dude, just saying.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:16 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
/facepalm
She's not playing with 6 million people. She's playing with either 9 or 24 people, depending. (the dungeon can be done on 10-person or 25-person difficulty) I'm just saying that it's a big game, I don't play with her.
I'm not the one she makes puppy eyes at, dude. Just saying.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:19 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Fuck. Don't remind me. She's a sweet kid but jesus I do not need her like, trying to get in my pants.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:28 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
Just saying that if you tell her that PT on three hours sleep isn't a great idea, it'll probably mean more coming from you than me.
PS - those are some effing RIDICULOUS sunglasses, man.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:32 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Dude, I had a heard enough time convincing her she needed to actually do regular like, structured exercise while she was a trainee.
Yeah, but they keep the glare out and they were like 5 bucks at the grocery store.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:33 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
So, what, you're expecting me to magically have more luck with that?
Yeah, well, they look like it. I know what I'm getting you for Christmas, then.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:36 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
You have talking powers!
Dude, I break sunglasses like twice a month and I have like two different kinds. It's not like I can't afford decent ones it's just that I totally break them all the time.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:40 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
It's not like they're foolproof, dude.
If I could stomach talking to Dumbass, I'd see if he'd stop his cranio-rectal inversion long enough to make some heavy durability ones that look decent.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:45 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Better than mine! I can't be like "Dori you have to go jogging with me every day it's the only way you'll get in my pants." because PRETTY SURE that's uncool and like unethical.
Or I could just keep buying the five dollar ones at Target because nobody cares what sunglasses I wear.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:47 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
Well, it'd probably work, but yeah, I see your point. Still, not really thinking I'll have much more luck. Some things just come with time and maturity.
Long as you can deal with the fact that I'll keep making fun of them...
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:52 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Dude, I don't care if it'd work it'd be like wrong.
Some of us don't have like, rich bosses. Even once I'm done college I'm gonna be making like, crap pay teaching compared to some people. I'll live with your making fun of me and besides I can still basically kick your butt.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:55 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Them's fightin' words, son. Get your ass to the "Danger Gym" once you're done with whatever the hell homework you got.
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:59 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Dude you were not seriously suggesting it right? RIGHT?
You on the phone with a Guthrie or something? And I got a paper to finish, so it'll be like after dinner. You're not gonna be off in like Fiji or like North Korea or anything right?
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Date: 2010-11-23 08:01 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
No, I wasn't really being serious.
I was on the phone with YOUR MOM.
After dinner's fine. Just don't eat too much unless you want to be cleaning it up off the floor after I kick it out of you.
Fiji, no. North Korea, who the fuck knows.
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Date: 2010-11-23 08:05 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Dude you were WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah? Ask her if somebody funny's my bio-dad. That never stops getting old.
Seriously because dude, North Korea is pretty fucked up. Even I know that.
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Date: 2010-11-23 08:08 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
Maybe YOUR MOM's your bio-dad.
No, wait, that'd make you Eric Cartman. Ugh.
Well, considering there's actual shooting going on right now, who knows. I mean, look at all the crap that went down in India.
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Date: 2010-11-23 08:10 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Dude there's a chick here who has hair just like that Justin Bebier kid. he is not my bio-dad btw
Dude don't remind me, got set on fire remember?
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Date: 2010-11-23 08:13 pm (UTC)From: [Doug]
Yeah, dude, the only way the Biebs is your bio-dad is time travel or something.
Yeah, I got roughed up, too. Not that bad, though.
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Date: 2010-11-23 08:18 pm (UTC)From: [Kyle]
Not that like that'd be too weird for us. So we can probably knock the Biebs off my potential bio-dad list.
Yeah, being on fire kinda sucked.