To: [Jean-Paul] CC: [Sparky] Subject: RE: Poutine?
Dude, I grew up in Montana. We're like secretly half-Canadian. It actually shows up at like, crappy diners you go to with your dad because he can't cook and your mom's on the night shift....
so yeah, I ate a lot of poutine as a kid. Also a lot of tuna melts, but I don't think those are like Canadian or anything, I think it's just that for a long time that was all my dad could make except burgers and you can't grill in the winter when there's like 4 feet of snow.
To: [Jean-Paul] CC: [Sparky] Subject: RE: Poutine?
Well, in food I guess. But I think Garrison eats poutine too, so maybe it's just a Canadian thing? I mean, I can't speak French or anything. Course, I can't speak anything except English so I might be special.
Man, do I look like Jared? Geez, maybe I do need to lay off the dumb act.
Sides, I'm from the shitty part of the suburbs, not the country. We had lawns and a grill and my dad making me mow the damn lawn all the time, not cows. I mean, there were cows like, further away and all, and one of my parents' neighbors has chickens but she's weird anyway.
It's not like some freaky laundry smelling thing. I smelled poutine in their room, and I know Laurie didn't make it, and I'm pretty sure Garrison wasn't gonna make poutine and share with JP.
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:35 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
It is not so difficult to make and I have ingredients still, if you would like some.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:36 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Paul]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
It's fries and gravy and cheese curds. Dude, if I didn't need to eat dead animals for like 80% of my diet that's ALL I WOULD EAT.
also if Lorna didn't scare the crap out of me.
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:37 am (UTC)CC: [jean-paul]
As the chef, it is Jean-Paul's obligation to inform interested parties of food offerings. I take no blame.
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:39 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Paul]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Dude, I fix your hot water heater. It's like, your obligation to tell me about all awesome food. Especially when you're like, smelling like it later.
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:40 am (UTC)CC: [Kyle]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
I informed you. You were meant to spread the word, as they say. You failed in this duty.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:41 am (UTC)CC: [kyle]
I was not aware of this. Clearly you should have been more explicit in the assignment of these imaginary duties.
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:43 am (UTC)CC: [Kyle]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Oui, I will send you the booklet.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:05 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: Booklet?
Dudes, I thought you guys already had a booklet and it got Sparky there a toaster that made bagels?
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:38 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
I did not know you were so enthusiastic about poutine. Where did you have it first?
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:41 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Dude, I grew up in Montana. We're like secretly half-Canadian. It actually shows up at like, crappy diners you go to with your dad because he can't cook and your mom's on the night shift....
so yeah, I ate a lot of poutine as a kid. Also a lot of tuna melts, but I don't think those are like Canadian or anything, I think it's just that for a long time that was all my dad could make except burgers and you can't grill in the winter when there's like 4 feet of snow.
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Date: 2011-01-15 12:44 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Montana is secretly half Quebecois? This I did not know.
Meet me in the kitchen, I'll make it for you. As I said, it's not so difficult.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:04 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Well, in food I guess. But I think Garrison eats poutine too, so maybe it's just a Canadian thing? I mean, I can't speak French or anything. Course, I can't speak anything except English so I might be special.
AWESOME!
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:08 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Special like a snowflake, oui.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:08 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Dude, as much snow as was in my damn pants this week from shoveling, yeah. Snowflake, snowballs, snowlegs, snowass...
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:10 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Snowballs? Marde, it is good you have a healing factor so strong.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:11 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine
I also might've had a snow fight.
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:12 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
With your snowballs? I think I want to know no more.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:13 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine
Yeah, maybe I should have like, worded that differently.
... nah
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:16 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
I think you worded it exactly as you meant to.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:17 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine
Dude, would I do that? I'm just a big dumb guy who likes football and burgers.
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:19 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Next you will be saying it's only that you are from the country that makes you say such ridiculous things.
I hate that excuse.
Mostly, I think it's that you enjoy crude humour. Since I do sometimes, also, I see no problems.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:21 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine
Man, do I look like Jared? Geez, maybe I do need to lay off the dumb act.
Sides, I'm from the shitty part of the suburbs, not the country. We had lawns and a grill and my dad making me mow the damn lawn all the time, not cows. I mean, there were cows like, further away and all, and one of my parents' neighbors has chickens but she's weird anyway.
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:28 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
You are his roommate, are you not? I thought, perhaps, he had rubbed off on you. If he had, I would not have made you poutine.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:29 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine
Oh fuck no. He's not a bad roommate or anything but the guy puts his foot in his mouth more than me and Laurie put together.
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:35 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
Why were you sniffing Jean-Phillipe?
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:35 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine
What with the what now?
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:37 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
You said he smelled of poutine, but it was days ago that I made it for him. You must have sniffed him very closely. I wondered why.
JPB
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:39 am (UTC)CC: [Sparky]
Subject: RE: Poutine
It's not like some freaky laundry smelling thing. I smelled poutine in their room, and I know Laurie didn't make it, and I'm pretty sure Garrison wasn't gonna make poutine and share with JP.
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Date: 2011-01-15 01:42 am (UTC)CC: [Jean-Phillipe]
Subject: RE: Poutine?
The things my imagination supplies are more interesting.
JPB