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A manila envelope with twenty-one signs and a note that reads as follows:

Minion Number One,

So I was going to do something clever like give you twenty-one beef jerky sticks or a (belated) birthday cake to demonstrate that I am, in fact, capable of comprehending that you are not twelve. However, I realized I don't know if you'd actually enjoy a cake and I might have eaten all the jerky on the drive back to the mansion, so you get these, instead.

Feel free to pass them out or smack me with them whenever.

Regards,
Benevolent Dictator

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