SMS to Doug

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

To: Dougface

From: Enquiring mind



Was that an actual honest 2 God polite conversation between yourself & Marie-Ange? Maybe there's hope 4 U afterall.

~J.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [your grandmom's face]
From: [that's what my sisters always used to say]

This just in, I don't do well getting caught off guard. Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

To: [Your grandmother's Mum's face.]

From: [But did dougie actually do it?]

So I have seen. Learn 2 relax, dude. If you can't, ask Emma. Am sure she could show you.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [your face's mom]
From: [not usually, they just needed someone to blame]

I'm not all that bad at relaxing. Just like I said, got startled.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

To: [Can't say that surprises me]
From: [Your mother's uncle's face twice removed.]

Good. Cause if you didn't, I'd have to take action. You don't want me taking action, dude. It would probably involve ceiling furniture. Or cat burglery. Maybe grand larceny.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [:P]
From: [easy target]

You mean like that time you broke into my place and dripped water on my face until I woke up and nearly threw you off the bed?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

To: [You keep ur face that way, wind is gonna make it stay.]
From: [Never predictable]

Heh. That was a lot of fun. Depends, dude. We got anything in the files that needs a heist? Gotta keep my mad skillz up.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [thanks mom]
From: [that's what I like about you]

You're just lucky I realized it was you before I smacked you with the baton.

Not that I can think of offhand.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

To: [So people often tell me]
From: [Up late and bored]

You should come over, dude. I'm up, you're up. I'm totally screaming at the walls bored. I'm like, seriously contemplating if I can beat my hanging by one hand from the Brownstone roof record.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [knock three times on the ceiling if you want me?]
From: [same here]

Or you could come and try to break in to my apartment again? I did install some new countermeasures that need testing... ;-)

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

To: [Knock three times? Isn't that some kind of thriller movie?]
From: [You know you want me, doodedoopdoo.]

Sure. I'm always up for breaking the unbreakable.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [guessing you want me too]
From: [a-dur]

"Knock Three Times" is a song where a guy is in love with this girl who lives below him. Except it's kind of stalkeriffic when you consider that he's in love with someone he never met.

I think you're confusing it with all those horror movie where if you say the villain's name three times it summons him, or whatev.