E-Mail to Jan

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To: [Love Mushroom Aficionado]
From: [Possessor of the Love Mushroom]
Subject: "Gifts"

Jan,

You got me a two inch tall jelly bean guy jerking off? You are possibly the most awesomely dirty minded girl ever. (But what does it say about you that I tell you I'm sweet through and through and you give me masturbating candy?) I wanna say "thanks" but I'm not really sure that's exactly the right reaction here...

Leah loves her toy, too, by the way. It took her a few hours to figure out how to play with it. Mostly she sort of cuddled it last night. But now I can hear it jingling all over the place and her dashing around after it.

Kevin

Comments

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To: [Sweet all the way through]
From: [Not as sweet as she appears to be]
Subject: [Re: "Gifts"]

Hey, you said you were sweet all the way through! So's that candy! I mean, I could have stuck with our ongoing theme and just given you a piece of candy shaped like just that one particular part of your body. But that's not all of you, so I went for the option that meant "all the way through" and it's not so easy to find candy shaped like a naked guy on such short notice!

I figured the kitty needed a present, too. That one was a ton easier to find than your candy, BTW. And you're sticking with Leah for her name, right?

Jan

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To: [Salty or Sour or Bitter?]
From: [Sugary and a little Syrupy]

I'm going to come down on the side of being flattered that when you think of all of me you think "Hey, Kevin's totally getting himself off right now." Because that means in your head I am naked and awesome. ;)

I think I am, yeah. Persephone had no good nickname options and that's really long to yell when she gets on the counter and stuff. No one else came up with any suggestions so she's Leah. But I'm not sure if she's committed to that name yet.

Kevin

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

To: [Sweet as Sweet can be]
From: [Whichever one you prefer]
Subject: [Candy and cats]

Consider yourself flattered. And clearly you're thinking about me thinking about you being all naked and awesome.

Pers? Ne? Yeah, stick with Leah. Much better than Persephone.


Jan

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To: [Sweet and Salty maybe]
From: [Sticky-inducing]
Subject: [Nudity or Bust!]

Actually I'm thinking about you being naked while you think about me being naked and awesome. ;)

Kevin

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To: [Sweet like Candy]
From: [Sweet 'n Salty]
Subject: [Re: Nudity or Bust!]

Yeah?

What if I was naked while I thought about you being naked and awesome?

Jan

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To: [Sweet-n-Salty]
From: [Sweet-n-Sweet]
Subject: [Re: Nudity or Bust!]

If you weren't Kyle's girlfriend I'd ask for details but since you are I'll just sort of nod and go to my happy place over here.

Kevin

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To: [Sweetly Sweet]
From: [Sweet, Salty, and Single]
Subject: [Guess again!]

Kyle and I broke up last week. But you're dating Laura, and she might not want me to be the cause of you going to your happy place.

Jan

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To: [Sweet, Salty and Single]
From: [Super Sweet and non-monogamous]
Subject: [When did that happen?]

Laura is my, um, female person. Who I have a Thing with (Capital necessary). And my Thing with her is not committed or exclusive. She agreed to it and possibly has sex with other guys...who can have sex with her without decaying her.

In sum: I don't think my non-girlfriend person I have a thing with would mind.

Kevin