E-Mail to Meggan

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To: [Meggan]
From: [Kevin]
Subject: Apologies

Meggan,

I'm sorta dumb and ridiculous and playful a lot, but I never meant for any of that to be disrespectful or mean. Girls were always sort of this sacred thing according to my dad. You open their doors, pay for them when you go out, defend them against others and pretty much treat them like princesses because according to him they are. So even though I'm silly and playful and stupid with you, that was always sort of the below the surface motivation and intent. Only apparently I messed that up because I was pretty much told that I'm playing games with you (in that bad, hurtful kind of way) and it was implied I might have hurt your feelings. I really, really didn't mean to.

You're real sweet and I have a lot of fun hanging out with you. I consider you a friend and I'd never mean to hurt a friend. I thought I'd been respectful and honorable to you but I guess I haven't been. I'd understand it if you didn't want to hang out with me for a while and promise to respect it.

Wade's right. You're worth way more than a stack of waffles (as just a friend or otherwise). Sorry if I ever made you feel like you weren't.

Sorry,
Kevin

Comments

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Meggan]
Subject: Apologies

P.S. So do I. I'm surprised Serenade and Run Day's not a real day already, since there's one for everything else.

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Meggan]
Subject: Apologies

P.S. Well, you need to make it one then.

P.S.S. Since PS means "post script" are we violating sacred rules of writing by not having script that our post script is post?

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Meggan]
Subject: Apologies

P.S. Unofficially, maybe.

P.S.S. Possibly, but I'll never tell. Unless the "post script script" puts back into balance what the lack of a real post script upset.

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Meggan]
Subject: Apologies

P.S. Only maybe? Darn. Here I was looking forward to having a singing Meggan fall on my head. Ruin my dreams.

P.S.S. But we still have no script to be post and now we have script that is post the post scripting and really this is a dangerous spiral that's getting out of control here.

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Meggan]
Subject: Apologies

P.S. Aw, sorry.

P.S.S. The spiral would only be worse if we did a post script script script, without it being post anything. That would make the spiral completely out of control.

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Meggan]
Subject: Apologies

P.P.S.S. Like this?

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To: [Kevin]
From: [Meggan]
Subject: Apologies

P.P.S.S. Exactly like that, you big silly!