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A large bottle of Polish vodka with the following handwritten note:


Laura -

I would like to apologise for my behaviour last night, including but not limited to:

1) Jumping you;
2a) Biting you in a borderline non-erotic manner;
2b) Biting you in a decidedly non-erotic manner;
3) Shoving you;
4) Terminating the encounter with a swift exit through the window rather than, say, verbal explanation.

Number 1 was quite enjoyable. 2a was, in itself, not entirely without its charms. However, 2b through 4 were undeniably rude. Clearly my mind was not functioning at fullest capacity, which, admittedly, is something of a chronic problem. Nonetheless, it is my hope the ridiculously illegal alcohol content of this vodka will convey my sincerest apologies.

- Marius

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