E-Mail To Kevin and Wade

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To: [Benevolent Overlord] and [Kevin]
From: Minion #2
Subject: I Come Bearing Cake

Kurt gave me a big chocolate cake yesterday afternoon, and I’m trying to share it. I just gave a slice to Molly, and I was wondering if either of you wanted to be the next ones to grab a piece of it while there’s still more than enough left.

It’s chocolate cake with sprinkles, and chocolate icing if that sways either of you to saying yes.

Comments

Email to Meggan

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To: [Minion #2]
From: [BO]
CC: [Minion #1]
Subject: RE: I Come Bearing Cake


Minion #2, you've done an exemplary job today and I will absolutely accept a piece of your cake.

Minion #1, you've got your work cut out for you.


-BO

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To: [BO]
CC: [Minionr #2]
From: [Minion #1]
Subject: Bias

So my toil over the Adventures of Hairy Cell mean nothing to you? I've devoted entire hours of my life to you. You're a very ungrateful Overlord. :P

MN1

Re: Email to Meggan

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To: [BO]
From: [Minion #2]
Subject: RE: I Come Bearing Cake

Good, good. I can bring your slice straight to your room now, unless you'd rather have it in the kitchen. I'll even bring napkins, so there's not a huge mess.

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To: [My Favorite]
CC: [BO]
From: [Minion #1]
Subject: CAKE!

I never say no to cake. Or girls trying to feed me. And especially not to girls trying to feed me cake.

Kevin

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To: [Kevin]
CC: [BO]
From: [Meggan, Bearer of Chocolate Cake]
Subject: RE: CAKE!

I was hoping you'd say that, so there's a slice with your name on it. Metaphorically, and I think I ate the piece that had legible real words on it in icing.

I can bring it to your room, or have it waiting in the kitchen, whichever you'd like more.

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To: [Still my favorite]
CC: [BO]
From: [MN1]
Subject: Re: CAKE!

I would totally have broken out the puppy dog eyes for cake delivery. I'm also sort of half covered in charcoal and paint at the moment and people would steal my cake before I was even clean. You wouldn't want people to steal it and leave me cakeless, would you?

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To: [Cake MN1]
CC: [BO]
From: [MN2, Deliverer of Chocolate Cake]
Subject: Re: CAKE!

No puppy eyes needed--I'd never leave you cakeless. The cake would have needed a guard to save it from being eaten by somebody else, too. Do you think they'd dive for the cake if I put it in a small container, that would keep it from the view of anybody else?

Just to make it look like something that wouldn't have a delicious chocolate cake inside it, until you can get the charcoal off and eat it yourself. And then hope nobody catches the scent.