How quickly do you want to be dubbed The Mistake (which may or may not actually be a step up from The Pansy and The Hillbilly)? Easier to ask forgiveness, my love, than permission.
Then again, they only get nicknames after I break up with them. So you'd need to convince me to not divorce you. Then you could possibly be nickname free. Of course you like how I think. My brain is sexy.
Oh. Hm. But what about when you stop trying? Are you going to wind up being that good for nothing type husband women complain about after a year of marriage? This is most worrying. I'm strictly in this for the passionate newlywed period segueing into the comfortable pillow period.
Whoa, wait. Do you know me at all? I am not a layabout. And I am very comfortable for a pillow, but you knew that already. And I talk when I'm on pillow duty.
This is not proof of continued Awesome Husbandness once you stop trying. This is proof of your comfy layaboutness and possible running around getting arrested so I have to bail you out once a week-ness.
I wouldn't get you in trouble, mijo. You might get yourself in trouble but as your adoring and utterly enamored wife I will gladly break you out of jail and take bullets for you. There is no saving you from Da if you break my heart though. Thus the trouble with misleading.
And we've reached the "Wade is awkward, monosyllabic and only uses two words" phase so I will take that as my cue to bugger off. (btw, in case you didn't put it together, thank you for the knives. The etched one is beautiful.)
That stuff is only pretty because it's used less often. You haven't seen the rest of it. Including the stuff I keep on me. That's all well worn but much loved.
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