Emails to Kevin & Marie-Ange
May. 2nd, 2011 01:40 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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To: [Minion #1], [Pretty Lady]
From: [Kill Me Now]
Subject: Do not approve...
So I'm in the process of attempting to explain to Miss Molly Hayes, age twelve, that she doesn't want to know what vibe you two were talking about on the journals. I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but dude. Guys. Let's keep the innuendo to bacon or something.
- Wade
From: [Kill Me Now]
Subject: Do not approve...
So I'm in the process of attempting to explain to Miss Molly Hayes, age twelve, that she doesn't want to know what vibe you two were talking about on the journals. I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but dude. Guys. Let's keep the innuendo to bacon or something.
- Wade
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Date: 2011-05-02 06:02 pm (UTC)CC: Kevin
In my defense, until someone told me I had no idea we had children on the journals again. I thought they had all grown up and started having sex. Someone should announce these things when they happen so that when people leave and come back they are not astounded at the fact that there are children around.
That or someone should re-enable the filters we used to use when Artie and Illyana were younger. At least then the children would not see Mr. Murdock titling his posts with profanities.
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Date: 2011-05-02 07:12 pm (UTC)CC: Marie-Ange
Dude, not my innuendo. I didn't even get the damn vibe/vibrator thing until she said "toys" because I actually don't jump to sex when it's someone I barely know. I had no damn clue what she was talking about. I'm all about the bacon innuendo or Cammie going on about spatulas. I do not do explicit, unveiled innuendo on purpose on the journals.
-Kevin