E-Mail to Laurie

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To: [Helper Extraordinaire]
From: [Pain in the Ass]
Subject: Desks

I vote we hide a huge stash of plants in my apartment or in a closet in the office and cover his desk in plants every single night. You in?

-Nessa

Comments

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To: [Brilliant genius]
From [Enabler of highest quality]

Subject: Re: Desks

I like the way you think. I am entirely in for this.

-Laurie.

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To: [Partner-in-crime]
From: [Strategist]
Subject: Re: Desks

There isn't a way, by chance, that you can douse him with pheromones when he first shows up and sees the plants so he has a very unusual fondness associated with the sight of them, can you? Pheromones probably don't work that way, huh?

-Nessa

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To: [Strategist]
From: [Girl Friday of Crime]
Subject: Re:Re:Desks

Actually, I can. Although anyone else in the office may also end up having a great fondness for plants. I can't really control where the pheromones spread unless I keep them contained on my skin.

~L.

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To: [My Favorite]
From: [Scheming]
Subject: Re: Desks

That's okay. Bishop will be in on it so at least he'll know why he is suddenly in love with the fern in the corner. The point is for Jean-Paul to not know why and start to feel all warm and fuzzy toward them.

-V

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To: [Bad influence]
From: [Laughing so much people are looking at her weird]

Subject: Re: Desks

We can do this then. I'll probably need about ten to twenty minutes to get the pheromones good and circulating with the air con but after that we'll be great.

~L.

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To: [God's Gift to Terrible Jokes]
From: [Exploitative]
Subject: re: Desks

Yes, this is a plan! I will confer with Tall, Dark and Stoic so he's in on it and we shall spring this on the anti-plant Quebecois on Monday!