gifts

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Molly:
A Scottish hat, an array of Cadbury chocolates, and lots of glitter glue. A note is taped to the box holding the hat and it reads, "Half-pint: Glitter and glue come together in this amazing product to form...Glitter Glue! It's sort of like Captain Planet, only without the blue superhero guy who goes on and on about being environmentally friendly. I figured this way you wouldn't get glitter on the floor. - Wademan

Meggan:
Several pairs of hand wraps, a bracelet, and a note that reads, "I figured we could start on those self-defense sessions we talked about before I had to leave - what do you think?"

Matt:
A talking clock, the book "Holes", and a greeting card that says, "Hey kid - thought you might like a clock since school's coming up soon, I think. And dude, the book's titled 'Holes,' which is kind of hilarious. Hah - holes. Anyway, email me or something and we'll see about getting food."

Kevin:
A pair of boxers (still in the packaging with the price torn off) and some drawings of Scottish islands with a note that reads, "MN1: Not exactly a rockin' piece of metal sculpture, but there were some cool street artists in Edinburgh when I visited. Also, the smokin' hot boxers are safe, I checked. -BO"

Marie-Ange:
A Celtic cross on a simple gold chain with a note that says, "Call me and I'll give you the rest of your presents in person."

Wanda:
A box wrapped in brown paper containing a bottle of scotch and two glasses to drink it with as well as a note that reads, "Friends don't let friends drink good scotch alone. Also, sharing is caring."

Amanda:
A set of four English pint glasses, a keg of Guinness, and a note that reads, "Drink responsibly."

Doug:
The complete OED, a pair of Harry Potter magic wand chopsticks, and a Batman cape along with a note that reads, "I couldn't find any autographed copies of 'Paul.' I tried. The goddamn batman cape will have to do."

Remy & Ororo:
A set of silver flatware with a note that reads, "Congrats - have some spoons. Newlyweds like spoons, right?"