TXT to Adrienne

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

McFrosty, I've got a veggie burger with your name on it vehemently demanding you eat it. There may or may not be a salad involved, but you have to show up to find out. There's a rumor there's a bed in your suite that's pretty emphatic about you sleeping in it.

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Well tell the veggie burger to wait in line cuz I just told Jean to order Chinese for dinner and I need to eat with her to make sure she's okay. Also my bed can shove it because when I lay in it I don't sleep and that's all the bed's fault.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna eat your veggie burger and the theoretical salad. I have it on good authority that there are some extra beds in the medlab that're actually kind of comfortable.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Jean says no visitors. So I can't sleep in the medlab unless I'm injured in some way. Will you shoot me in the ass please?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So I have this thing I have to go to in the medlab tomorrow. It's an important thing and I might need some moral support. The mean redheaded doctor's going to be poking me with needles. Will you be my moral support? PS - I am a really good distraction. Just evade the telepath.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I love you so much or at least I would if your girlfriend didn't scare the crap out of me but I will bake you a pie and maybe even give you a goat for this.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just reassure me she's still breathing. And I have a couple things you should leave next to her bed if you manage to get that close. Stupid stuff, but I'd appreciate it anyway.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I gave Jean a goat to give her. What are you giving her?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Some sheep. They're rainbow colored. She gave me black ones a while back.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? Sheep?!?!?! But... no. No, we can't do that! What if they fight?!?!?! We can't have that kind of bad blood at Vanessa's bedside!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

My sheep are peace loving hippie rainbow sheep, there will be no fighting.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Whew, that's a relief!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I'll stop by and get you on my way down to the medlab tomorrow morning. I'll try to think extra loud about my sudden and intense fear of needles.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Excellent!