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Nov. 19th, 2011 02:12 amTo: [Random Smartass Nerd]
BCC: [Yoda]
From: [Random Zombie Maker]
Subject: Epic 'Stache
So...I hear you have a long, shady history with epic 'staches. Inquiring minds want to know...what makes a man pursue an epic 'stache? Does the man make the 'stache or does the 'stache...[dramatic pause]...make the man? Has your 'stache ever given a chick rug burn? And, most importantly...did you condition your 'stache to keep it silky smooth? Lastly, where is your epic 'stache today? Why have the two of you parted ways? Was it amicable? Did the 'stache decide it needed to explore things outside of your face? Is it really possible to break up amicably with a 'stache considering you have to kill it to part ways? or was it a humane euthanasia? Are there pictures of you and the Epic 'Stache in happier days?
-Lay
BCC: [Yoda]
From: [Random Zombie Maker]
Subject: Epic 'Stache
So...I hear you have a long, shady history with epic 'staches. Inquiring minds want to know...what makes a man pursue an epic 'stache? Does the man make the 'stache or does the 'stache...[dramatic pause]...make the man? Has your 'stache ever given a chick rug burn? And, most importantly...did you condition your 'stache to keep it silky smooth? Lastly, where is your epic 'stache today? Why have the two of you parted ways? Was it amicable? Did the 'stache decide it needed to explore things outside of your face? Is it really possible to break up amicably with a 'stache considering you have to kill it to part ways? or was it a humane euthanasia? Are there pictures of you and the Epic 'Stache in happier days?
-Lay
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Date: 2011-11-19 09:11 am (UTC)From: [cunning linguist]
Subject: re: Epic 'Stache
Well, mostly, the epic stache has to do with a fake ID that my boss made for me. Because his sense of humor is...occasionally not so much. See, for example, the code name that he tried to stick me with (the email nick above). Because it was a fake stache for a fake ID, I can tell you that I have never given a lady rug burn, and do not have any need to keep it silky smooth.
I'm sure this will be a terrible disappointment to you, but there you are.
-D
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Date: 2011-11-19 04:39 pm (UTC)From: [those last two letters take effort]
Subject: not a 'stache
That was way less interesting than Yoda made it seem like it was gonna be. I am heart broken or stricken or inconsolable or something. Is there no photographic proof of your not epic fake 'stache?