e-mail to Kyle

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

To: [Yoda]
From: [Wo de Ma]
Subject: <3

Thank you for explaining in like people language how that one was totally not actually my fault. I think the kid has like a serious hate on for me something. Dunno why though. I never actually did anything to him. Maybe he's still all butthurt I brought his dad up that one time when that Wade guy was being a douche.

-Layla

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Wo de Ma]
From: [Yoda]
Subject: What is that? A butt?

He's dumb and 16 and a dude. We dudes do that. Next time like, just let him be dumb and don't respond to him. I mean, okay, yeah, that sucks and it's hard but then you're all like "Hey, I'm over here on the moral high ground and you're down there being a butt." instead of him being pissy and you being pissy back and then there's pee everywhere.

Hey, do you want a creme brulee donut btws? I got them but all I can taste is the blowtorch (I have like ninety million more tastebuds than you).

-K

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

To: Yoda
From: wo de ma
Subject: balls.

I will try to remember. I avoid the Wade guy so maybe I'll remember this too. Just blows because it's like I didn't even do nothing and I'm the bad guy cause I have a sense of humor and shit. So unfair you know? Like why should I suffer because he's an ass with like issues or whatever? Is his like sense of not being a douche broken?

I dunno what creme brulee is but ok! Hey can you eat pumpkin and strudel and stuff? I wasn't sure so I never made you any. I can make other kinds too.

Layla

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Wo de Ma]
From: [Yoda]
Subject: Yeah, they kinda do look like balls.

Moral high ground, dude. You can see everything from up there.

It's like custard with sugar that's been blowtorched on top. I dig it, but the donuts kinda taste too blowtorchy. Custard filling's good though.

I am totally down with pumpkins, and strudel. Only thing I really can't eat is chocolate, and caffeine and some preservatives and fake coloring flavoring crap but pretty sure you're not making Fake Orange Fake Pumpkin Strudel.

Man, Fake Orange Fake Pumpkin Strudel would be a GREAT Rock Band Guitar Hero band name.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

To: [Yoda]
From: [Wo de Ma]
Subject: <3! = yay balls!

Seeing everything might be worse. Then I catch all the annoying shit I usually miss.

Ooh ok. I like custard. If I like stuff grilled is that sorta like blowtorch flavor?

Well it's like pumpkin in a can pumpkin strudel. I like the Apple-pumpkin too but I think I'm like alone on that one. Anyway, now that I know I owe you strudel!

Until it gets shortened to FOFPS Which is sorta lame
Lay