Text to Adrienne

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Love of my life.
Gorgeous beauteous creature.
Fantastically fashionable lady.
How do you feel about helping me get someone up to par for a job?

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I would, of course, do anything for you, my one and only! What do you wish of me? What constitutes helping someone get up to par for a job? Teaching them the Charlie's Angels pose?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

HAHA I don't think he would rock that pose very well. No, I need you to get Fred Dukes a hair cut he can live with and a decent suit that will fit him properly (while he 'thins up' as he put it) and not cost too much. I will foot the bill.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

That I can do. No problem! Especially if you're footing the bill!

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

No bling. No $1500 suit. No craziness, lady. You hear me? I'm buying the kid a suit for Carnation's parties, not so he can try to pass himself as a high roller, aye?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

[1/2] Aye, I hear ya, Hollyhock. No craziness, I promise. I'd cross my heart if I had one! I shop on budgets now! At the mall!

[2/2]Maybe just one piece of bling?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Small bling. SMALL. Wait, bling for him or you?

Would it be bad if I started calling you Narcissus?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Him. My medallion from Day Zero and my fifteen-year drug-free chip are all the bling I need!

Narcissus like the flower? No, they're pretty. They're one of my favourite flowers! It wouldn't be bad!

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure Fred is the bling sort, love.

I figure I need something to match Hollyhock. I JUST figured out it's a flower. But maybe Hellebore. Sounds evil but is very pretty. :)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

If you're talking about my former student Fred, he is probably not, but you did say I was supposed to get him up to par with the job did you not? To go to a Carnation party, that will require at least a small piece of bling.

Sounds like boring! Do I get a say in my nickname? If I do I like Narcissus, it sounds... snakier. More snakey. Snakeish. Am I just making up words now?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

It is up to you to convince him. And yes, your former student. Perhaps a blinging tie clip or pin for his lapel or some such?

Aw, I liked the Hell part of hellebore. Narcissus makes you sound like you're narcissistic. Then again...you were a model once so...

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

See, now you're catching on! A tie clip or cufflinks or something subtle of that sort, yes.

Okay, I defer to your nicknaming expertise then and wash my hands of the whole thing! Pick what you want, I won't complain! It's only fair since you never do, right?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Yes I can get on board with that.

Does that mean I can call you Pansy? :D

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

*sigh* if you must, you must. I will wear the nickname without shame!

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I don't really like it but I am trying to find something appropriate. Pansy is for when you are misbehaving. It's like a dunce cap.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Good to know, good to know... note to self, do not misbehave...

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going with Honeysuckle. Hollyhock and Honeysuckle has a sort of ring to it that seems appropriate.

you still get Pansy when you're a twit.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Deal!

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Fantastic.