You are very much like a little butterfly, mândrule. You go through metamorphosis each time you shave. It is like you become a whole new man. Plus, it greatly amuses me to imagine you *fluttering*.
The rumor is you have no heart, as I recall? Heartless German pillows do not snuggle, or get snuggled. did I mention you had been dubbed my "snugglebunny?"
Then I fear it wasn't I that took advantage of you, scumpete. Someone else must have done it. Had I taken advantage of you there would have been a search for your clothing in the morning.
Inimioară, as I recall you chose not to take me up on an offer to quicken the heart you claim not to have. It's not my fault you were merely cuddled. I was respecting your expressed desires.
And, despite your claims, you were not taken advantage of. As far as I can tell I gave you exactly what you wanted and only the most innocent of the options you did not enlist for. It's not my fault that you proved to be quite an excellent pillow and ursuleţ, dragoste.
I did not take up your offer, but I did not turn it down either. But you cuddled me and I did not protest. My still heart was taken advantage of, and my body tortured. However, Kätzchen, I will be your pillow any time you wish. And your breakfast cook, ja?
A technicality, dragul meu. Though I am unsure how a purportedly dead thing can be taken advantage of. And how, scumpete, was your body tortured? If the couch was so terrible, well, the bed was not far. You are an excellent breakfast cook. And so willing to be appropriated, who would have.known?
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