Text to Garrison

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

What would a girl have to bribe you with to get you to come over after you pry yourself away from the office? And what more would she have to bribe you with to get you to stay?

Comments

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Um, what? Did you just proposition me?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Only if you consider a desperate need for you to be a pillow a proposition

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Oh, right... yeah, I was totally thinking of something- never mind. Pizza sounds like a good bribe, and I just got the first three seasons of The Beachcombers on DVD from Heather.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Yeah I can guess what you were thinking. If I was going to proposition you for sex I'd do it in person. Likely whilst straddling you. Why do you always bring totally unknown tv shows here?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

The Beachcombers isn't unknown. It ran for, what, 18 seasons? You just have no taste in good television.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

They say tv rots your brain. Maybe I was just doing better things while you were watching tele.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Probably. I would have been sitting on the old couch in my basement, watching it and trying to figure out whether I should take Sundin, Sakic, or Forsberg first in the hockey pool. The worst part is I think I went with Sundin. Serves me right for being a Leafs homer.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

What year was this? You really need to get over that leafs loyalty, love.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

1998. And don't make comments about my Leafs. Playoffs this year. Count on it, baby!

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Oh I definitely wasn't doing better things that year. So if I bet against the leafs getting to the play offs what do I get if I win?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

OK, three things you never joke with a Canadian male about:
1. His ability to make a fire while camping.
2. The size of his penis.
3. Betting against his favourite hockey team.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I've never been camping with you and have yet to get you naked which only leaves one line for me to cross. And that line practically glows when my team beat yours out for the division championship, won the cup last year and is predicted to make the play offs while your leafs are predicted to fail and sit at home drinking while my boys defend their title. Really, maybe you should give me something easier to resist.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I think the Bruins are pretty easy to resist. That whole team looks like they were set on fire and then it was put out with icepicks and frying pans.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

When I want pretty I have you. When I want a chance at winning Stanley I'll accept set on fire chic.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

You had better be getting some good pizza is all I'm saying.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Copious amounts of orgasm in your mouth pizza, I promise.