Well, cause when they fall off a tree branch a good thirty feet up, and you're cold AND your girlfriend's wearing your second shirt you bust ass to get inside instead of dicking around looking for pants.
My boyfriend is half a world away and I haven't had sex in a month. I hate you so much right now. That is to say, would you like me to go rescue your pants?
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Date: 2012-01-22 09:07 am (UTC)Wait, no, not sorry, because damn, sex. tree. It was awesome, except for the whole part where my pants fell in the snow.
Nah, I'll get 'em in the morning or whatever. I've got sweats on and Dori's kinda asleep on my leg.
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Date: 2012-01-22 09:14 am (UTC)That is adorable, by the way. Do you have Danger room tomorrow? I thought I noticed Garrison and Paige plotting yesterday.
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Date: 2012-01-22 09:17 am (UTC)Nah, I got one yesterday, so I'm free for a few days. Money says they were plotting just for fun.
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Date: 2012-01-22 09:23 am (UTC)I think that would be a sucker bet. We going to start morning jogs again now holidays are over?
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Date: 2012-01-22 09:24 am (UTC)What's this again? I've been out like four times already this week. Where you been?
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Date: 2012-01-22 09:28 am (UTC)Wallowing in my ability to sleep in. What time you going out?