E-mail to Layla

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To: [Awesomesauce]
From: [Hotsauce]
RE: Star Wars zomg

Dearest Lay-Lay,

So, you know Mr. North, the man down in the medlabs, yeah? Get this, and I hope you're sitting down: he's never seen Star Wars before.


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Pausing to let that sink in.


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Ok, so, clearly this must be remedied! I was thinking maybe we can set up a tv down there, bring my Blu-Rays and a player, and if you're so inclined maybe make a little food, have a party of sorts. A Star Wars party, the best kind! :D

What do you think? Let me know!

♥,
S.

Comments

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To: [Awesomesauce]
From: [Hotsauce]
RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

Oh yeah, kk. That's nice of him to give you a lift like that! I like Professor Summers. :)

omg no Layla, that wouldn't go well at all either. And seriously, he did? How do you even... wait, I don't wanna know. I bet it really sucks!

The movies, silly. I know better than to even attempt to cook.

S.

P.S. Am not! :P

P.P.S. ♥♥

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To: [Hot Sauce]
From: [Awesomesauce]
Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

You call him Professor Summers? Seriously? I can't call him that. He's not a Professor Summers. He's a VibraSocket. Sir Socket if he's feeling fancy.

One day I will tell you the story of "How Layla survived in the while after a train blew up." You know...when it doesn't bring up Other Things.

Okay, good. 'Cause I was gonna say, Lorna can totally feed you.

L.

P.S. Yeah, you got no traction for that argument, dude.

P.P.S This is gonna become some sort of war, huh?

. . .

P.P.P.S <3<3<3

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To: [Awesomesauce]
From: [Hotsauce]
RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

Well, he's a professor and that's his last name. I don't think I could call him vibra anything and not giggle and/or blush, or anyone for that matter. >.>

You don't have to do that, hon, not unless you wanna. Likewise, anything you do wanna talk about is ok with me too. :)

She can but I'll survive, fear not!

S.

P.S. Traction schmaction. Plus dorks rule the world so nyah! :P

P.P.S. Yes, exactly.

P.P.P.S. ♥ x infinity~

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To: [Hot Sauce]
From: [Awesomesauce]
Re:RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

You can call him Sir Socket! OR Professor Socket!

I sat around in the woods and learned leg sweeps and that arm nerve chop thingie. That wasn't really traumatizing unless you count those fucking suits.

-.- Do I need to feed you when I get back?

L.

P.S. You should've gone with "but I'm cute!" Way better follow up for you.

P.P.S What you wanna go to war with me for? LOVE NOT WAR!

P.P.P.S. ♥ x ∞²

P.P.P.P.S . . . :P

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To: [Awesomesauce]
From: [Hotsauce]
RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

You can, I can't! The whole vibrating thing is a problem for me, sorry. Socket doesn't sound too bad though, I suppose.

I should learn stuff like that. Maybe you can show me in turn?

...yes please. You know you love it. :)

S.

P.S. That was too obvious, though these days I'm (cute) - (hair) so < (regular cute).

P.P.S. You started it! But I will end it! With lurve~

P.P.P.S. That statement is mathematically nonsensical. 10 points from Gryffindor!

P.P.P.P.S. This is a lot of P's.

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To: [Hot Sauce]
From: [Awesomesauce]
Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

I'm telling you, Prof Socket is the way to go!

I can totally show you! But I should get help in case I explain it wrong. I will totally get on that stat!

You are such a mooch. :P

L.

P.S. (cute) - (hair) + (Sarah) equals > (normal cute)

P.P.S. Yeah...we'll see about that...

P.P.P.S. It's not Gryffindor's fault the Ravenclaw doesn't play fair!

P.P.P.P.S It's worse when you say it out loud like "post-post-post-post script" 'Cause that's what der Socket says it means

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To: [Awesomesauce]
From: [Hotsauce]
RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

Ok, maybe I'll try it sometime. Maybe!

Oh yay, sounds like fun! Ok, whatever works! :D

I aaaaaaaam but you love that too, I think. 0:)

S.

P.S. I dunno about that, I'll just have to take your word on it. :)

P.P.S. It's true, I will show you!

P.P.P.S. Pfft, no one likes a tattletale. 5 MORE POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.

P.P.P.P.S. Hehehe, der Socket.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Because yeah, I went there. ♥

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T: [Hot Sauce]
From: [Awesomesauce]
Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

I'd be all "I'm re-evaluating that whole loving the mooch thing" but we totally both know that'd be such a lie.

L.

P.S. Damn right. Because My Word > Your Opinion. :P

P.P.S. We'll see when I get back.

P.P.P.S You aren't even allowed to take points, Devious Ravenclaw Lady! (But Professor Vale sounds kinda hot ;) )

P.P.P.P.S Well I was gonna put "der Augenhohle" but I didn't figure you'd like google it or whatever.

P.P.P.P.P.S You're lucky you're cute.

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To: [Awesomesauce]
From: [Hotsauce]
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Oh, it'd be the biggest lie of all time, so let's not even go there. Mmm, Layla made foooooood.

S.

P.S. If you say so! :P

P.P.S. We will, oh ho!

P.P.P.S. You're incorrigible, you know that? XD

P.P.P.P.S. I learn so much German from you it's not even funny.

P.P.P.P.P.S. No, you're lucky I am! ;)

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Ok really going to stop now and bug Lorna for a sandwich or something to tide me over until someone gets back from skateboarding to feed me. :D

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To: [Hot Sauce]
From: [Awesomesauce]
Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Star Wars zomg

I feel like I need to write something here even though like really everything comes AFTER I sign the email...


>.>

L.

P.S. damn right I do. And you already went through all your denial stock like the first two days we were home. :P

P.P.S. Did You just call me a ho?

P.P.P.S. Does that word also mean that I'm a ho?

P.P.P.P.S. I could try to teach you jokes in German so it IS funny but German jokes just seems sorta off somehow.

P.P.P.P.P.S. It does give me a lot of eye candy... :D

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Good! I will be back...uh...before dark?