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To: [VibraSocket]
From: [Queen of the Damned]
Subject: Ice is back with my brand new invention

I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly... when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony


Just so you know, if Maddie kills me in my sleep it's gonna be because Vanilla Beaver goes off every time I move in bed and I can't figure out how to make him stop!

No Love,
Lay

Comments

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To: [Layla Miller]
From: [Scott Summers]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

Hmmm, I can see how that might be a problem, and we wouldn't want Maddie killing you in your sleep after all. Although if you have to die from a musical cause there are worse ways to go.

Have you tried turning off the switch?

Scott

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To: [MC Vibra]
From: [MC Zombie]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

Duuuuude. I tried! I even hid him in the closet like all day. But MC 'Nilla is a persistent little bastard. I can't even figure out where the batteries are to take them out. He is all about makin' those G's and bein' fly and shit.

I'm gonna have this shit stuck in my head forever. And I am totally gonna break out in some white girl rhymes singin' this shit to you every time I see you for like a month! Minimum!

Lay

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To: [Layla Miller]
From: [Scott Summers]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

MC 'Nilla? Really?

Batteries, who needs them. 'MC Nilla' runs on the sheer awesome of being a singing beaver.

A month! You know I think I heard about a month log conference in Hawaii...yeah I might just have to check that out.

Scott

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To: [MC Vibra]
From: [MC Zombie]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

Dude, yeah. His name is Beav 'Nilla but he likes going by MC 'Nilla. You know, professionally. Only his peeps get to call him Beav.

If you tell me his singing ass is like solar powered I'm gonna plot your demise or some shit.

That's cool, the month can happen AFTER you get back. Or start before you leave and then CONTINUE when you get back. Did I mention you get a penalty for fleeing? Yeah. Your month gets longer.

I'm gonna have to learn some MC Hammer for full white girl rhyme bustin' capabilities. Maybe some Sir Mix-a-lot with that butt song. That's right, VibraSocket, you will be haunted by my sick ass rhymes.

Lay

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To: [Layla Miller]
From: [Scott Summers]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

He doesn't have a posse. Please tell me he doesn't have a Posse.

A solar powered beaver, who didn't I think of that.

...I'm doomed aren't I. But if you insist on hanging around me for a month then perhaps we could use it as time for you to do an extra credit assignment or two for me.

Scott

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To: [MC Vibra]
From: [MC Zombie]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

Bitch, he's got a thirty person entourage.

Because you didn't want to risk me shoving him under the bed forever?

I don't even take any of your classes so your attempts to be Mr Guthrie and give me extra work fail! :P

Sarah fixed MC 'Nilla with her mad talking to tech skills. No thanks to you! :P

Lay

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To: [Layla Miller]
From: [Scott Summers]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

30 people....now this I want to see.

You mean you shove gifts under the bed? After all the thought and sweat and tears that went into choosing them? For shame Layla, for shame.

Well if you're following a teacher around for a month obviously it means that you want to take their class, besides I could always ask Mr Guthrie to give you some extra assignments to do for me instead then.

I could have fixed it...probably

Scott

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To: [MC Vibra]
From: [MC Zombie]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

You aren't cool enough to get that close to MC 'Nilla.

Not usually but when they sing Ice Ice Baby nonstop... only under the bed was too loud so I buried him under clothes in the closet.

Mr Guthrie already knows I'll try to bribe him outta it with food so he'd probably take you up on it JUST for the food. Besides, what do you even TEACH? Don't you just like hang out being a bad ass or some shit?

Probably? You're not even sure? FAIL! You are now dubbed FailSocket. Sarah > FailSocket.

Lay

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To: [Layla Miller]
From: [Scott Summers]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

See how the creation outgrows the creator now. Such a sad story

Right, so next time I should replace the speakers with something a little more powerful.

Ah, but the question is do your bribes succeed? I'm the science teacher Layla, you know the sciences where things blow up.

Well I thought I'd got it righ the firs time, but if Sarah fixed it then it must have a been a software bug.

You mean you demoted me? I see how it is.

Scott

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To: [MC Vibra]
From: [MC Zombie]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

It's Beav 'Nilla's fault you couldn't keep up.

-.- You want me to get killed by the little redhead full of rage, don't you? I'm hurt, Socket. I thought we were homeboys.

Well he knows I'm not gonna do extra work anyway. Like, it's a miracle if I do homework. It's the power of the amazing C average right there, dude. Wait, we have sciences where shit blows up? I took the science where I got to cut things open.

I dunno what it was. I just know she talks to things and they love her and then they do what she says. And sometimes she tells them to stfu up. Only she doesn't swear. It's cute when she tries but, yeah, being a bad ass is not her strong suit dude.

You earned that demotion! If you wanna move back up to VibraSocket level you're gonna have to earn it. (See? I can give extra homework too! :P)

Lay

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To: [Layla Miller]
From: [Scott Summers]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

I feel all Frankenstien now, torn between what have I done and It's alive.

She wouldn't kill you, shash the toy maybe though...unless it was made out of metal. I should make a Terminator Nilla Ice

Oh course we have sciences where things blow up, what else do you think I'd teach?

Well some of us need people who can't be 'bad asses' to highligh our own skill.

Drat, now I'm gona have to come up with something good

Scott

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To: [MC Vibra]
From: [MC Zombie]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

Can't help you there, Big Sock'.

Duuuude, Terminator 'Nilla would be AMAZING. But then he has to say shit like "I'll be back" after finishing the song!

>.> I dunno. How to be a Stoic Badass 101?

Are you saying I exploit Sarah's whole has manners and is polite good girl thing to make myself look like a bad ass? 'Cause I never thought of that. HOW did I not think of this before?

REALLY good. I don't give away the honor of Vibra-ness easily, you know.

Lay

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To: [Layla Miller]
From: [Scott Summers]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

Right, although then if Sarah corrupted him imagine the power of the terminator beaver she'd unleash on the mansion.

I can teach that class? Why did no-one tell me this? Although then there migh be too many stoics so I wouldn't be unique anymore. I think I'll stick to Chem and Physics for now.

That's a good question, how didn't you remember it?

I just the Vibra-ness last time cause my eye vibrates...

Scott

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To: [MC Vibra]
From: [MC Zombie]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

Sarah only uses her powers for good, not evil. He'd be like the one protecting John Connor and shit.

I have not taken Chem or Physics and I'm not required to take science next year i don't think....sooooo I might just like skip that.

I dunno. A serious character flaw, obviously.

Yes! But it's become so. much. MORE. than that. Vibra is a title. An honor. It denotes superior badassery. It needs to be attained.

Lay

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To: [Layla Miller]
From: [Scott Summers]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

If he's the protector then who is John Connor?

Its obviously a character flaw, you should really do something about that.

So I'm back to thinking up something suitably epic then it seems.

Scott

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To: [MC Vibra]
From: [MC Zombie]
Subject: re: Ice is back with my brand new invention

Me, obviously. I have Chosen One branded on my ass, you know.

I bought a self-help book.

And i am back to sitting around looking at you expectantly. Time's a' wastin' FailSocket.

Lay