Text Message to Layla

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

You turn that damn thing off or I am going to do it for you.

And it will involve blunt force trauma until it shuts the hell up.

Comments

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

And it is a LIE.

So. Much. RAGE. I'm gonna tell Prof Baldy he needs to give you like sedative tea or some shit to calm yo ass down.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

I was subjected to torture that not only violates my rights as an American, but goes against the entire Geneva Convention by having to listen to that thing rap all night. I am suffering from sleep deprivation and auditory torture, which I can use to justify my actions completely.

Oh snap.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

You could've stolen Tandy's other room. :P Or like 80 different couches. Your justification totally sucks, chick. You need new justification.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

I'll justify your face, Zombie Chick.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

My face needs no justification. It was a gift from God to all you lowly plebs with the good fortune to come in contact with me.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Oh sweetie. You've been drinking the special kool-aid again haven't you?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Kool-aid? Man...someone told me this was rum! I was wondering why it tasted so fruity

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Rum? Please. Everyone knows you spike Kool-aid with vodka and/or Everclear.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Everclear is a band. You should not spike Kool-Aid with them. They're kinda whiny and a little old and I think it'd totally fuck up the Kool-Aid

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Oh my G-d. You are so clueless, it's adorable.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

...what?

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Everclear is a brand of really, really, REALLY potent alcohol. like 190-proof, aka 95% alcohol.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Why do you even know this?

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

How do you NOT?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I skipped that day of Delinquent 101?

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. I know under that "I'm all tough looking and don't fuck with me" look you have going on, you're like totally the least delinquent person ever.

I have disappointment.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

It's true, I am totally a fraud. I got to Skateboarding on Delinquent 101 which was like Day 1 and then I stopped going.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Sigh.

I have to do everything.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

You do. What can I say? We're all just mere mortals