Text to Vanessa

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Can I drag you shopping with me tomorrow? T-shirt fairy needs to go to work and you're such a big help with the picking out of the shirts! (Okay mostly it's just fun for me to hear you bitch, I will admit that with no embarrassment...)

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

On the contrary; you're my very, very favourite! That's why you get the special privilege!

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You do realize that a lobotomy doesn't come with the pinkification, don't you? Yet you mark this as a "special privlege" instead of "pain and suffering"?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'm going to consider it a win that you aren't assuming *I'm* the one who's had the lobotomy, like you usually do.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

So then this wouldn't be the time to tell you I live in a perpetual state of belief about that?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

No, because I have very, very pointy shoes and I know where you keep all your knives.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You only THINK you know where I keep all my knives. Which is to say nothing of the guns or the rubber bullets. Which hurt like hell, for the record.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I do believe I'll take your word on that, thanks! Although I do really want to go to the gun range now for some reason...

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

"For some reason" being that you have violent urges you want to expunge? If you don't make me go shopping I will take you to the range and let you play with rifles.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Oh! No, nothing like that; some reason being that you just mentioned rubber bullets and it popped into my head that I want to shoot some real ones. Alright, I won't make you go shopping! Now gimme rifles!

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Only have rubber bullets for pistols so you have to choose. Rubber or Rifles.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Damn, that's a hard choice! I do love rubber. But rifles are so new and shiny to me and I feel like as long as I keep working at Xavier's I'm going to need to learn how to use one more effectively.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Aye, teaching is a bit hazardous over there. Meet me in the city and I will have an array of semi to highly illegal rifles with me. We won't be going to a range.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

You know how to show a girl the best time!

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I am a FANTASTIC date, it's true.