Email to Kyle

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [KGibz]
From: [Sassmaster]
Subject: Reading list?

Hey, I was wondering if I could get the reading list for next year early so I can do my reading in advance.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Don't let Maddie see you giving yourself a nickname with ass in it]
From: [Probably not supposed to say ass around students]
Subject: re: Reading list?

Dude, I don't even have the summer reading list set down in stone, and you're not even taking summer Eng. But for a price I'll let you raid my bookshelf.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Right, cause I find your language so offensive]
From: [I'm not sure if I'd like her to take that and run with it or stick with Birdbrain]
Subject: re: Reading list?

What price?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Yeah but you guys already get pizza on the last day of class from my swear jar]
From: [Why birds anyway?]
Subject: re: Reading list?

Usual. You gotta eat the donut of the day and let me take video.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Point. I want mushrooms and olives, btw.]
From: [Cause my eyes are like a bird's. And a squid's. But she latched onto the bird part.]
Subject: re: Reading list?

Do I get extra credit, too, or just access to your bookshelf?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Could be worse, could be Squidward]
From: [Toppings will be democratically chosen]
Subject: re: Reading list?

Access to the bookshelf. Dude, besides finals, grades are closed. (besides dude, you don't need extra credit)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Wow, that would be way worse.]
From: [I'll have to start lobbying people.]
Subject: re: Reading list?

I'm attempting to stock up on extra credit for next year. Like an EC bank I can make withdrawals from when I'm desperate but have no brain to do another EC assignment.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [The olive and mushroom lobby]
From: [See, it can always be WAY worse]
Subject: re: Reading list?

Pretty sure it has to be next year before that works.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [There's worse stuff to lobby for.]
From: [Please never mention that to Maddie.]
Subject: re: Reading list?

It was totally worth a try.