TXT to Doug

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Hey, if I give you a serial number, can you trace it to tell me if a gun was used in any interesting crimes?

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...probably?

But define 'interesting'.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

We're talking a Thompson M1923 here - so gangster shootouts in the twenties or something.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...where the heck did you pick up a Thompson M1923?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Same place I got my new suit and trilby. This guy knew a guy who married a girl I knew. Once that was established, he was cool telling me about this gun he found in his uncle's basement. So I took it off his hands for him.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...only you could pull off something like that and have it be completely plausible, Wade.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty awesome, it's true. You wanna see if my Tommy gun was used in any shootouts? You have a really big sword, right?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yes, but what does that have to do with seeing if your Tommy gun was used in shootouts?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Absolutely nothing. I just wanna buy a sword next. You should teach me how to use it.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I am pretty good at using my big sword, yes.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So will you teach me the many varied types of swordplay, O Knowledgeable One?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I may demand payment in various of the holiday Reese's variants, as well as Tagalongs.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Done. I know a guy who can get us Tagalongs year round.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Don't tell Callie, or she might sic the Super Secret Girl Scout Ninja Troop on us.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Like we actually have to worry about that. We make that troop's quota or whatever for them every year. Besides, I said the guy can get us Tagalongs. He can't do anything about Thin Mints or Samoas.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Okay, just sayin, given all our discussion of Tommy guns and mob shootouts, I'm not about to cross those little cookie mercenaries.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll give you that. I'd hate to see a GS troop with a Tommy gun. I mean, I'd buy all their cookies, anyway, but - wait, no. Actually, a GS troop with a Tommy gun might be the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

All I'm saying is, if there is a Tommy Gun merit badge?

You're on your own, I'm making a run for it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You don't think I could talk my way out of that situation? Oh, ye of little faith.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Which one of us has the communication power, again? I think you're getting us mixed up again, Wade. ;-)