[identity profile] x-avier.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] xp_communication
To: All Students
CC: All Staff
From: Xavier, Charles
Subject: The policy on pets.

Several of you from both the staff and student body have expressed interest in having a pet. As I am sure you are aware, we do allow them. Attached is the school policy on pets.


Attached File: Petpolicy.doc

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Revised Pet Policy
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1. Pet expenses are the responsibilty of the owner.
2. Clean after/brush/empty little pans yourself.
2a. If it craps in the house, you answer to Mr. Marko. (Document Change made: C. Marko. 4/31/04)
3. "If it appears in the Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual, or indeed any other role-playing gaming supplement, and has any extraordinary or supernatural abilities, you are not allowed to keep it as a pet. No matter how cute you may think it is." (Document Change made: H. McCoy. 12/01/03)
3a. No Badgers. (Document Change made: S. Summers. 2/20/03)
3b. No giant man eating plants living in the trunk of any of the cars. (Document Change made: H. McCoy. 1/1/04)
4. Nothing poisonous.
4a. Check in with Dr. McCoy for a list of which students and staff members find specific animals harmful to their health.
5. No more cicadas. (Document Change made: D. Ramsey. 6/1/04 - who has found this list on the file server and would just like to state for the record that Ed is a very nice cicada but as a rule, bugs are ooky.)
5a. Douglas. Report to my office. (Document Change made: H. McCoy. 6/2/04)
5b. Yes sir. *sigh* (Document Change made: D. Ramsey. 6/3/04)
6. If it eats the carpet, gnaws at the furniture or takes a chunk out of the mansion, I will take a corresponding chunk out of you. And I own what is left of your ass until the repairs are done. (Document Change made: C. Marko. 6/24/04)

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