TXT to Doug

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have no way to adequately express my anger right now. Guitar Hero battle? Loser buys all the tacos from that all-night taco truck.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Sure. Would this have anything to do with the giant plane sign thing Doc Reyes was talking about?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

A bit. Jean took objection to it.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Something about knowing your audience, Wade-man?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

She wasn't my audience. Scott had no problem with it. And anyway, even if she was my audience, she didn't have to say what she said.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...am I going to regret asking what she said?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Probably. I don't wanna repeat it, anyway.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, Jean wouldn't insult Molly, so...

...

She didn't.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

She didn't insult Marie-Ange. Just my relationship with Marie-Ange. And a few other things.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

(1) ...Marie-Ange needs to never find out about this.

(2) All right, screw Guitar Hero. We're going to go find a bar with a bunch of people we don't like, and we are going to beat the shit out of them.

(3) Because otherwise I am going to say something I will regret about glass houses and stones to the wife of the guy I was in prison with, and not stop until I've burned fucking everything down.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

This is why we're besties, Doug. You say the nicest things.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you need to get your ass over here faster and make sure the phone stays here. Also I'm relying on you to pour my non-healing-factored self in bed when we crawl back here some time after sunrise.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That I can do. I'm almost there, anyway, just at a stoplight. We'll need a cover.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're in charge of explaining this one to your girlfriend if she's up ungodly early and catches us slinking back in.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Unlikely. It'd be dawn and it's a holiday. But just in case, I'll come up with something. It'll involve peacocks. Jesus, this is the longest stoplight ever.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

She's precognitive. Can't discount the possibility. And yeah, I keep that light a bit on the...erratic side, just as a precaution. I like the immediate vicinity of this building being as unpredictable as possible.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Do your hacky thing and make it turn gre -- wait, there it goes. Be there in a sec.