Email to Cecilia

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Weirdo

So that dude from the auction. Something's weird about him. Doc Jean said something about something and how it was off and she couldn't talk about it. She was, admittedly, pretty far into her wine glasses, but I'd still trust her judgement. Also, I had a look-see at his financials and there's nothing obviously hinky but combined with his appearance in Avalon and how completely fake his 'reality' show is, I think you should let me know if he does anything bizarre. Or you could let me run a security detail for you on your date, that'd work, too.

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E-mail to Wade

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To: [W2]
From: [Cece]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

Of course there's something weird about him: He's a celebrity. Not even a celebrity - a reality star.

Look, I appreciate your bizarrely thorough research (it makes me feel loved, oddly enough), but I can handle myself without a security detail. I've been on plenty of dates before with guys you wouldn't approve of, and you were none the wiser.

Seriously, what do I have to do to keep you from crashing my date?

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

I don't like him. And he's apparently into kinky sexy. Which I don't theoretically have a problem with, but if he suggests handcuffs, I suggest you bash him over the head with the brick I'm going to put in your purse. Which reminds me, make sure you're carrying a big enough purse for a brick.

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To: [W2]
From: [Cece]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

I don't - the e-mail I just got from his agent suggests this is a business obligation and not a romantic evening out, Wade. No way anything bad is going to happen to me.

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

Cece, you totally just jinxed yourself, you know that, right? Now something awful is going to happen. Which means I should definitely handle security for the evening. Don't worry, you won't even know I'm there.

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To: [W2]
From: [Cece]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

Wade.

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

Yes?

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To: [W2]
From: [Cece]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

We're going to Serendipity 3. Tourist central. He's not going to try and abduct me to his sex dungeon.

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

But he could roofie you or something and then it wouldn't look like he was kidnapping you. I don't like him. I get a weird feeling about him. Gut instinct.

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To: [W2]
From: [Cece]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

It's a transactional, business-like date for charity. I promise I'll be fine.

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

Fine. Keep your Xavier's phone with you. And I'm giving you an extra tracking device that's not as easy to dispose of as the phone. I'd appreciate it if you wore it - it's like a bandaid, only a little thicker and you can put it under your arm or something.

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To: [W2]
From: [Cece]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

Only because you insist.

Thanks for looking out for me, bud.

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

Thanks. And if you leave it somewhere not on your person, I'm totally going to come check on you. Because I'll know it's not moving. And if it's not moving, you might not be moving. Which means you might be dead in a ditch. Just keep that in mind.

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To: [W2]
From: [Cece]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

What? We're going to dinner. You don't move while you eat. What's wrong with you?

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

I'll know when you're not moving in the restaurant. That's what street maps and building blueprints are for, obviously.

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To: [W2]
From: [Cece]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

This whole protective-papa-bear thing you've got going on is kind of nice.

Steak later? Been a while.

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To: [Cece]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Weirdo

Yes. That is always the answer to the question of steak.