On an unrelated note to what we were talking about in Jean's journal, can you teleport to Canada and punch Heather Hudson in the fucking face for me for sending them on said mission?
The fuck? That bad? I can't make promises, but I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, need anything? I'm guessing you're sticking with Gar, but I can deliver.
[1/2] Bad enough that he chose sleep over sex. I can count on one hand the number of times that's happened.
[2/2] Do I need anything? Hmm. Nothing legal, though I'm pretty close to taking up smoking again. Between Gar and Tandy I feel like I'm going to lose my shit. I have no fucking clue what to do to help them and doing nothing is making me want to scream.
[1/2] You're not doing nothing. You're staying by them to make sure they're okay. Believe me, that's more appreciated than anything else - it means you're putting them before yourself.
[2/2] Enough preaching. I'll be by with all the cupcakes that vending machine stocks and the extra-soothing tea. Give me a couple of hours.
[1/2] If you ever tell anyone that thing about putting them before myself, I WILL kill you. And I say that fully aware that you'll probably turn me into a newt before I can.
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Date: 2014-08-19 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-19 07:22 pm (UTC)[2/2] Do I need anything? Hmm. Nothing legal, though I'm pretty close to taking up smoking again. Between Gar and Tandy I feel like I'm going to lose my shit. I have no fucking clue what to do to help them and doing nothing is making me want to scream.
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Date: 2014-08-19 07:26 pm (UTC)[2/2] Enough preaching. I'll be by with all the cupcakes that vending machine stocks and the extra-soothing tea. Give me a couple of hours.
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Date: 2014-08-19 07:29 pm (UTC)[2/2] Thanks. You're my favorite.