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Did you hear about that mutant fashion designer who was killed? Fuck. On an unrelated note, do you know how one would go about hiring Secret Service personnel? Or, failing that, can I take rain checks on every outing we were supposed to have for the next... ever? Never leave the mansion again? Hey! There's a good reason NOT to quit teaching! Also, I will wear my Fantasy Baseball Loser Outfit on Friday. I promise. I was gonna wear it today but then I picked out a dress and it bullied me into wearing it instead.