SMS to Kyle

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

To: [Map buddy].

Dude! So like, you alright? I mean Doug is totes crazy hermit man right now with the beard of pain. Figured I'd check up.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That's a stupid fucking question

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I mean dude did you think I'd be like yeah I'm fine I hate them both

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

so obvs NOT FINE and still gotta teach and deal with kids who know H is missing and L is missing and wtf

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Whoa there, hombre. Like, not the enemy, yeah? Figured you'd be stressing - just wanted to give you an outlet. You need something to hit, I can hook you up.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Gar hooked me up this morning and youre like 1/4th my size so ima stick with D and W and the Danger Room, no offense don't wanna get plasma'd

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Bah! I could kick you're arse, dude. I may be little but I'm like ninja warrior. No paffs required.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

ima kick your ass for not knowing your vs you're what kind of spy are you?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

A good one. So I'm like, totally in your gym, using your equipment. Come find me. I double dog dare YA.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

dude I am in bed, you know why I am in bed? because I have the 4:45 DR session and THEN I gotta teach in the AM and between that I might run b/c L ran in the morning and reasons

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Fine - weirdo who actually sleeps at night. If you want company I could go run with you? (s'okay if you don't )

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

sorry for blowing up your phone + D doesn't have a beard don't be ridic I totes know b/c I went with him to tell his martial arts teacher why L wasn't in class

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

S'cool. Was expecting something - it's totally a metaphysical beard. It like, represents the darkness or somethingsomething, pain.

See? If you didn't have me to make inappropriate jokes, what would you do?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

beards fucking itch dude.