Voicemails
Nov. 12th, 2014 12:18 amSo here's the thing, ladybird - a thing. Here's a thing. It's a WeaponX thing, actually. They're sort of the ones who messed with my healing factor and had the savage war between my hairy cells and mutation grinding to a ridic halt instead of one side triumphing and ruling my hot bod. I'm hieing off to some unknown place with the other program rejects and Kane to investigate a location that popped up and might be related. So if I just totally drop off the face of the planet, don't worry, I'll probably turn up in a couple weeks with a few new scars and if I don't, don't come looking for me. Seriously. Those assholes would shit themselves if they could get their hands on you. You can totally hit me for doing this in a voicemail when I get back. (pause) Love you.
So WeaponX is a thing I was in and I need to go off with the other dudes who were in the program - and Kane - to deal with something that's come up and it might not be anything but it might be a big thing, there's no way to know. If I go off-grid and don't come back in a reasonable amount of time, don't come after me. I'm serious. And don't let the ladybird, either. I know you can both more than handle yourselves, but these people - they're not your average bad guys. I'll be able to focus on not dying - did I mention they put a hit out on me and it's probably still active? - or getting turned into a lab rat - again - if I know you guys aren't going to wind up in a ditch or on a table in a lab next to me. You can punch the hell out of me for doing this when I get back. I'm pounding it in spirit, dude.
So WeaponX is a thing I was in and I need to go off with the other dudes who were in the program - and Kane - to deal with something that's come up and it might not be anything but it might be a big thing, there's no way to know. If I go off-grid and don't come back in a reasonable amount of time, don't come after me. I'm serious. And don't let the ladybird, either. I know you can both more than handle yourselves, but these people - they're not your average bad guys. I'll be able to focus on not dying - did I mention they put a hit out on me and it's probably still active? - or getting turned into a lab rat - again - if I know you guys aren't going to wind up in a ditch or on a table in a lab next to me. You can punch the hell out of me for doing this when I get back. I'm pounding it in spirit, dude.