Email to Garrison and Adrienne

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

To: Garrison Kane
CC: Adrienne Frost

Subject: gfjkldfjdasl;kfjas

Firstly -- I would like to say thank you to whoever determined I needed a blanket. Much appreciated. I think I drooled on the sad excuse for a couch. I have christened it, and I feel no shame. None.

Secondly -- too much coffee + PVR'd Victoria's Secret Show + whatever noises you two were making = sex dream about Garrison last night. 5/10. I feel sorry for you, Adri, I really do.

Thirdly -- I can't move. And I need McDonald's. Lots of McDonald's. Like...small country worth...I want every single person in that place to be completely and utterly appalled while at the same time fascinated. Someone love me and bring me McDonald's. And they shall be named Ruler of Rogue's World, and they shall be loved. Let it be said.

Fourthly -- I think I like this couch actually. We've bonded. Become one, as it were. It told me its name is Joe, and it doesn't like it when Kane sits down with no pants. It makes things awkward, cause the rug (Tiffany) has a crush, and yeah....don't mess with the feng shui, Kane. Wear pants.

Fifthly -- ...I have no idea what I'm talking about. Coffee hangover, FTW! Bleeeeh....... pity me...........................

Comments

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

You had a sex dream about me and the best you could imagine was a 5 out of 10? You really need to spend some time talking to Adri, Beulah. She can fill in all the details you obviously missed.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

What makes you think if we talked about sex you'd be featured at all?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Perhaps it had something to do with last night and you saying 'oh god' about a thousand times? Or the fact that I had to get up to get you a drink because you claimed we'd screwed your legs numb?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I was humoring you. Totally. Totally, totally humoring you. It was all fake.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Oh, well in that case, maybe we should stop having sex for awhile so I can focus on studying up to not be so bad. Does that sound like a plan?

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

I volunteer as tribute

I can teach you all I know about bad sex.

Most of it I learned for you.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I don't know how Adrienne will take you volunteering to have bad sex with me...

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

It's called TALKING, Kane.

Goodness.

I do not have enough coffee for this conversation.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I think maybe we should do the opposite and just have more sex so you can have lots of practice.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

No, I think you only get that if you say I'm better than a 5 out of 10.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine. You're better than half the people I've slept with. Happy?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Somewhat less now...

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Agent Lana]
CC: [Sis-the figurative one]

Subject: re: gfjkldfjdasl;kfjas

1. That might have been Kane's weird cat. Who gave you the blanket. Not... was the blanket.

2. Thank you for the pity. I appreciate it.

3. Are you serious about this McDonald's thing? Like... if I really did rent a U-Haul, bought out all the stock at a McDonald's, and had it shipped here for you, would you REALLY eat a small country worth of it? Because I don't want it to go to waste.

4. Nice try. But unless you absorbed my powers, I'm the only one around here who's allowed to say the furniture piecees told me their names. (Or maybe Topaz since she can animate shit. But mostly just me!)

5. Since it's lunchtime, I can do a coffee run for you. I was going to grab some for Doc Lush for having to deal with Wilson in the medlab, anyway...

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

1. ....I drooled on a cat then? Well, at least I helped pre-bathe it.

3. Logan and I have closed down an all-you-can-eat place before. I can rock that. Plus, we live in a Mansion full of teenagers. I'm sure Lorna will be happy to have the day off from cooking. Also, cheeseburgers last FOREVER. 30 seconds in the microwave -- BAM! Melty goodness.

5. Mmm...coffee.......and wait, it's lunch?! God, Logan's going to kill me when he finds out I slept all morning and didn't go to training. Save me, Obi-wan Adri! You're my only hope!


Also -- your boyfriend is weird. I'm so glad he's your boyfriend and not mine.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

1. Eew. Just... eew.

2. Okay. I'm going to do this. I'm getting Sue to place the order now.

3. Uhh... how do I help with that?

He's my kinda weird so it works for me.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

The McDonald's is awesome. That helps a lot....and the cat isn't that weird, what are you talking about?

I still haven't moved...and I'm glad he's your kinda weird. You guys are my OTP. I've moved on from Bowler.

<3 you!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Why don't you keep it? After a day you'll be telling me how weird it is.

We don't have a snazzy couple name like Bowler, though.