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[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

[1/2] So how should we wrap this Yeti thing up? Can we send the tracks leading to the quarry and leave bloody fake fur and fake teeth and shit like that to make it look like it fell to its death?

[2/2] Or maybe have tracks leading to an Animal Services truck tire tracks (except how would people know it was Animal Services?) to make people think it got picked up and taken to the pound?

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[x-traction.livejournal.com]

....pretty sure u don't wanna traumatize kids for xmas.....right?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

[1/3] What?! Traumatize! C'mon! That's funny shit!

[2/3] ...is that not funny shit?

[3/3] I blame France. There must be something in the air here. Totally. It's France's fault.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Children shouldn't be traumatized for Christmas.

Can't we have it give out candy canes or something?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

[1/2] They're going to get traumatized in life no matter what. Especially if they live at the mansion.

[2/2] What are you, 80? C'mon. If it's going to give out shit at least it should be snow cones or Klondike bars or something. But I thought we were talking about a way to GET RID OF IT. So we're not stuck doing this for the rest of our lives.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

...can we get aliens involved? Like maybe get Jubes to do a lightshow, and we'll do some scorch marks on the ground? Yeti leaves behind Klondike bars and snow cones?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Riiiight. Because aliens aren't going to traumatize children at all! But since I don't care about traumatizing them, I like that!

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Aliens can be cute n fluffy! Aint u seen The Jetsons?!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I have not, no.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Now I know what we're watchin' next!

Ima txt Jubes. You buy the candy. Same place you got the cookies. Yum!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

My dear Swan. You're so silly. I'm in France, remember? But I'll try to have some bought online and express couriered over to you or something.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Wait -- you were serious about France?! Wife! How dare u go n not tell me?! What if I had things for u to do???

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Uhh, yeah, Swan. I DID tell you! I can't help it if you were drunk at the time! Besides, it's not my fault. Blame Tandy. She's the one who had to go buying a castle in France and deciding to turn it into a hotel and making me her financial adviser.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

...was this the same conversation where u told me that jus bc tandy had a potential castle didn't make me a princess by association?

I vaguely remember it. Fireball... Bleh. Why did u let me make bad alcohol choices?