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To: [Ladybird]
From: [Wade]
Subject: So these people might be terrorists...
Attached: assholes and potential security threats.doc

... or hired guns or assassins or something else. Figured it'd be best to give you a straight up list to check. Some of them might be dead, but better safe than sorry.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

To: Wade
From: M-A

I am going to delete that, because I do not want to risk dropping stitches and killing the frankenstein cat. I do not want to do anything unfortunate to the cat!

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To: [Ladybird]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: So these people might be terrorists...

No problem. I can have Weasel run a basic background check. Nothing invasive or world shattering.

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To: Wade
From: MA

I think that would be safe because your Weasel would not be confused by such a thing because he would not know about the frankenberry cat.

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To: [Ladybird]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: So these people might be terrorists...

Yeah. I'm just glad Weasel still exists. Even if he is a little twitchier than before.

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To: Wade
From: MA

He is already a very twitchy Weasel.

Wade all of my things are here.

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To: [Ladybird]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: So these people might be terrorists...

All of my stuff, too. I'm pretty sure I left at least half of these guns at the brownstone. Hang on. Weasel says there is no brownstone and now he's making the weird exasperated noises at me and asking if I want him to buy me one. Do I want him to buy me one?

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To: Wade
From: MA

Doug just confirmed too. All his things are here. The brownstone is not our brownstone.

Your flowerpot knife is still in the flowerpot but the flowerpot is not in the same flowerpot place.

Flowerpot is a silly word.

no no I think if we were supposed to keep the brownstone it would have been made part of the new frankenberry cat.

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To: [Ladybird]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: So these people might be terrorists...

Hey, my battle ax apartment still exists. Excellent. The halberd in my room is just a replica, though. Disappointing. Flowerpot is a ridiculous word. I'll hold off on buying a brownstone. Oh, and some of your stuff is in my room. Like, more of it than there was before but definitely not all of it cause if it was all of it I think I'd have drowned in shoes when I opened my closet.