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To: Cammie Black
From: Marie-Ange Colbert
Subject: Dress code. (do not delete this)

Do not delete this.

Since the general opinion of mutancy seems to have dropped to somewhere around the level of the molten core of the earth, the fact that you are at the front desk of the office and have green hair presents a problem.

No, do not delete this!

I am not suggesting and would not suggest that you dye your hair - I am not sure dye would take, though I do admit to some amusement at the idea of your arm spitting out dye-poison at someone. Also it would be rude and insulting.

I think perhaps 'hiding in plain sight' is the better approach. To that end, please consider yourself strongly encouraged to add a punk motif to your business casual wardrobe - but also please upgrade to business dress. I believe in the unlikely event that someone did walk into the offices from the street, that a front desk receptionist-slash-office manager in a jacket with a green leather lining and with fishnets and - I believe Amanda calls hers "shit-kicking" boots? would mean the green hair would be taken as an affectation rather than a sign of mutancy.

I hope.

~MA

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To: French Bitch
From: The Amazing Me
Subj: Re: Dress code. (do not delete this)

Well, as I was already doing this shit now I get to say you guys can start paying me for it. Oh, I also have a collection of friendly tshirts of all manner of profanity which I'll start wearing because fuck them.

Fuck all of them.

Pay Me
-Cammie

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To: Cammie Black
From: Bitches get things done
Subject: re: Re: Dress code. (do not delete this)

Ah, good. I owe myself and Wade and Doug all very large delicious things. We had a bet, mine was that you had kept your previous wardrobe, Wade's was that you would have already been shopping, and Doug said "both, both is good", so we all win! You also win whatever manner of delicious-but-possibly-poisonous thing you want us to get you.

You should have a very large advance draft for fashion reasons in your bank account shortly. If you do manage to need to go over this possibly hilariously generous amount, save your receipts and I will bully North to make it happen.

However, perhaps limit your t-shirt profanity days to suit-jacket days? I think it would be a good balance between scaring off our less welcome walk-ins and encouraging them to stay and harass us.

~MA

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To: Yeah Sure Whatever
From: Fucking Awesome
Subj: Re: Dress code. (do not delete this)

Good. I'll go shopping, it will be fun. I have ideas. Many ideas. So fucking good ideas. You will see.

Also, I want poisonous fugu.

Feed Me
Cammie