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To: [Lady Luck]
From: [Human Decoder Ring]
Subject: Old War Stories

Dom-

Hope all is well, and that your most recent mission went all right.

Nathan's being a stick in the mud again. He was making reference to some time when he was playing golf in Kabul for your safe passage out of Afghanistan, and he absolutely refuses to tell me the good parts. Says I have to wait till I'm thirty. *snort* Screw that. So I thought I'd try and get it straight from the horse's mouth, as it were.

If you can manage to tear yourself away from your vodka and Russian army officers, I'd like to hear the story. Enquiring minds and all that. Truth or entertaining fiction, doesn't matter to me. :)

Take care of yourself,
Doug

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OOC: Sent sometime several hours after, Vladivostok-time

To: [cutest litlte hacker boy]
From: [drunk adn debuached dom]
Subject: re: Old War Stories

Douglasss! Hello cutei! Hows Angie? I like redheds...

Oh fuck Nate anyway. No, dont. Very complicated propostion, propositiongin Nate. Messy. Fun but messy!

Kabul, Kablu... I like Kabul! They didnt like me. Uhuh. Just cause I said bad things about dick size and inablity to plse wives. Bad me!

Nates a bastard, isnt he? Bet he didnt tell you what else he ws playin for cause it's EMBRASSING. Snkey bad sex secrets about Russian mafia! I( hate HATE russian mafia. THey tride to shoot me this week. Bastrads, all of them. Im glad he blakcmailed them that time. anyway, who DOES that wiht goats?

my pride hurst, Dougie. got crpa beaten out of me. pushy MACHO gansters. beating up dfensless women. Bah@! As if idve told them anything. and then the trukc bomb! Fuck. and the cute army officesr have NO stamina dn only lemmmon vodka. Ewww. and snore worse than nate. HAH!

be gooood Dougie! kiss angie for me!

Dom

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To: [Favorite pro bono merc]
From: [Human Decoder Ring]
Subject: Cute? You're definitely drunk, Dom.

Oh dear. *blush* Um, I don't think Angie's into girls, Dom. And she's _definitely_ not into sharing. :)

And thank you, I'll leave the propositioning of Nate to Doc Mactaggart. Or Bella, apparently. *grin* That bird is too much.

Man, you put your foot in your mouth almost as much as I do, don't you, Dom?

The Russian mafia and goats, huh? Ew. And also, ew. And also, EW! *chuckles* Maybe enquiring minds _didn't_ want to know. Oh well.

You got the crap beaten out of you, and a truck bomb? *sigh* You're going to get me worrying about _you_, now, aren't you, Dom? As if I don't have enough people to worry about. Of course, apparently I'm too _pushy_ about it...*sigh* Anyways, you've still got all your pieces where they belong, right?

And I do my best, and I will, respectively. :)

-Doug

Subject: your cute even whne im NOT drunk...

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And lemmmmon vodka isnt so bad... mmm. puckry!

and bAH! how does angei know if shes nver tried me? im very nice. ask anyone!!11

foot in muoth? not following, dougieboy. cant anyway... leg all blak and blue. man with big foot kickd me! sniff. big SNIFF. but then I stabbbed him in the crotch so its all good!

sex with goats BAD too. but we gto the plans to the kremlinn, so all good ther too!

im very SORE, DOugie. want Nate to come pcik me up and tlee me i ws overconfident and sily. makes me FEEL better. Silly, yah? my two soldiers ewouldnt fuss over me. whambamthankyoumaaam and then SNORING.

and yeah there wsa a BIG truck bomb. rooof tride to fall on my head. funny, yeah?L

dom