Email to Domino
Jul. 16th, 2004 09:36 pmTo: [Lady Luck]
From: [Human Decoder Ring]
Subject: Old War Stories
Dom-
Hope all is well, and that your most recent mission went all right.
Nathan's being a stick in the mud again. He was making reference to some time when he was playing golf in Kabul for your safe passage out of Afghanistan, and he absolutely refuses to tell me the good parts. Says I have to wait till I'm thirty. *snort* Screw that. So I thought I'd try and get it straight from the horse's mouth, as it were.
If you can manage to tear yourself away from your vodka and Russian army officers, I'd like to hear the story. Enquiring minds and all that. Truth or entertaining fiction, doesn't matter to me. :)
Take care of yourself,
Doug
From: [Human Decoder Ring]
Subject: Old War Stories
Dom-
Hope all is well, and that your most recent mission went all right.
Nathan's being a stick in the mud again. He was making reference to some time when he was playing golf in Kabul for your safe passage out of Afghanistan, and he absolutely refuses to tell me the good parts. Says I have to wait till I'm thirty. *snort* Screw that. So I thought I'd try and get it straight from the horse's mouth, as it were.
If you can manage to tear yourself away from your vodka and Russian army officers, I'd like to hear the story. Enquiring minds and all that. Truth or entertaining fiction, doesn't matter to me. :)
Take care of yourself,
Doug
Subject: your cute even whne im NOT drunk...
Date: 2004-07-17 02:24 am (UTC)and bAH! how does angei know if shes nver tried me? im very nice. ask anyone!!11
foot in muoth? not following, dougieboy. cant anyway... leg all blak and blue. man with big foot kickd me! sniff. big SNIFF. but then I stabbbed him in the crotch so its all good!
sex with goats BAD too. but we gto the plans to the kremlinn, so all good ther too!
im very SORE, DOugie. want Nate to come pcik me up and tlee me i ws overconfident and sily. makes me FEEL better. Silly, yah? my two soldiers ewouldnt fuss over me. whambamthankyoumaaam and then SNORING.
and yeah there wsa a BIG truck bomb. rooof tride to fall on my head. funny, yeah?L
dom